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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 10:28 AM
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I never thought sex could be so ridiculous
perhaps I should get rid of my pajamas with the feet in them.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 10:30 AM
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1. it helps if you have a willing partner.
:)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 10:36 AM
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2. and there I was...trying to be romantic...after just returning....
from the dentist....with a mouth full of novacaine so I could not speak properly....standing at the foot of the bed in my crotchless bunny pajamas with the feet in them....holding a saxaphone... whispering to my lover....."who's your babby.....who's your babby".
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chemenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 11:23 AM
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3. Try losing the bunny ears and cottontail also,
Ralphie.

:rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 11:25 AM
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4. Well she did tell me...
to be careful or I will "shoot my eye out" :rofl:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 11:27 AM
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5. yeah, but don't throw them away
trust me, after 16 years of marriage, I can tell you there may come a time when the ears and tail may come in handy :evilgrin:
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