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Wed Jul-11-07 11:20 AM
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| DU Men: How Old Is Your Underwear? |
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Wait a minute.... Come to think of it, I don't really want to know..... :hide:
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| kwassa
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:25 AM
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| 1. until the elastic stops stretching ... |
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and they fall in a puddle on the floor
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| AllegroRondo
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:27 AM
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| 2. Im scared to wash them |
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I fear I will only be left with a ball of lint and over stretched elastic.
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| Gormy Cuss
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:30 AM
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| 3. Better question: why do some men hold onto to threadbare old underwear ? |
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It's one of the great mysteries of the universe.
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| skygazer
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:31 AM
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| 4. I should have known better than to post this copycat |
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I'm going to get a bunch of replies that will make me feel queasy all day. :rofl:
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:51 AM
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| 8. And you deserve every one of them. |
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Wed Jul-11-07 01:00 PM
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| 17. At least no one's posted that infamous line |
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"This thread is useless without pictures" :hide:
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| AllegroRondo
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Wed Jul-11-07 12:18 PM
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| 10. because we loathe shopping for clothes |
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especially boring clothes that no one sees anyway, like underwear.
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:32 AM
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| 5. Then you shouldn't have axed |
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My briefs are in mint condition.
Which is to say, minty fresh.
Which is to say, I never wear them.
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| Zavulon
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:33 AM
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| 6. The pair I'm wearing now was bought in December of '06. |
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My oldest pair is probably two years old. When the elastic loses even 5% of its tightness, out they go.
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:36 AM
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Wed Jul-11-07 11:56 AM
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Did not come with a birth certificate.
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Wed Jul-11-07 12:23 PM
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Just to provide you with even more information that you really didn't want to know
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Wed Jul-11-07 12:59 PM
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Wed Jul-11-07 12:23 PM
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| 12. Umm... That question could mean two things. |
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1) How long since my underwear were manufactured?
or
2) How long since they were last laundered?
:shrug:
I will say the two dates -are- different.
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Wed Jul-11-07 12:28 PM
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| 13. You can't buy them anymore |
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You can't find small men's bikini underwear anywhere in town.
Oddly enough, they do have string bikini but I find that uncomfortable.
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| Gidney N Cloyd
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Wed Jul-11-07 12:30 PM
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| 14. Oops, thanks for the reminder. Mine still say "June" |
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Wed Jul-11-07 12:50 PM
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| 15. there's nothing wrong with my skivvies apart from the holes in the knees |
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