Customary pity/needs support thread...

[Writer]

followed by opportunistic character attack on person's personal decisions/life choices...

followed by indignant response and claim they made Baby Jesus cry...

followed by inevitable claim that the OP had "asked for advice" and "obviously can't handle" that advice.

Anyone have any others? :)

[datasuspect]

1. many people are dicks

i won't talk about extremely personal stuff here.

it often seems like people slither in their musty cubicles and wait for one of these threads so they can pounce and be nasty and vile for the sake of being nasty and vile.

[Crazy Dave]

2. Don't let the door hit your ass!

For the "I'm leaving DU" people.

[Tyler Durden]

3. Obligatory hug of solidarity....

Accompanied by droll advice/counsel of extremely dubious value.