I'm drinking merlot. I don't like merlot,

[LaraMN]

but the more I drink, the less bad it tastes.

That's the nice thing about booze. How many other things become decreasingly abhorrent as you progress in your consumption of them?

I'm not drunk.

[Pierre.Suave]

1. some facts

Merlot is a mixing wine to make blends with other wines, but for some reason, people drink it straight. Personally, I prefer a Merlot Cabernet blend, but thats just me, your taste buds may be different.

[LaraMN]

2. At least it's not terribly dry.

I really hate dry merlot.

[Pierre.Suave]

3. The best wine I have ever had

was from Chile, and it cost 55 bucks. It was worth it, both for the taste and the girl I drank it with...:9

[LaraMN]

5. That sounds like a memorable experience!

My IL's had some really good wine at their house a few months ago, but I can't remember what it was, because I drank the entire bottle.

[Pierre.Suave]

8. It was memorable

One of many with a special girl.

[bigwillq]

4. I'm drinking a beer.

Enjoy. :beer:

[LaraMN]

7. Bottoms up!

:toast:

[bigwillq]

10. How did you guess?

:evilgrin:

Not sure you will get this. I am just in that kind of mood.

:beer: :toast: :hi:

[LaraMN]

11. I always get a good innuendo. Or a bad one.

I just can't discern the difference in an inebriated state.

I'm not drunk.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. No!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C_vGuWYZF2U

[LaraMN]

9. Bwahaha!

Perfection!

[Dr. Strange]

17. Love that scene!

Don't read this, there's nothing down here.

[mwdem]

12. I'm having a nice Pinot Grigio.

Estancia, from Ca., 2005. Target.

[LaraMN]

13. As long as it's not a nice Chianti.

[mwdem]

14. I did have fava beans the other day,

but no liver!:cry:

[SammyWinstonJack]

15. "No, If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving! I'm not drinking any fu*king Merlot."

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

16. It was't from a box, so I figured I'd better show my appreciation!

:bounce:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

20. Mmmmmm, Cabernet in a Box

Now you're talkin' the good stuff!!!

(it's not really in a box. There's a mylar balloon in there holding the wine. Sort of a space-age bota.)



This Merlot you're drinking, did it have a cork? Made of cork? Twist-off caps are a lot simpler, no special tools required.

:rofl:
:hi:

[matcom]

18. IT ISN'T EVEN NOON YET YOU LUSH

:hide:

[Tyler Durden]

21. Gotta be Noon Somewhere.

12:30 pm here.

[Left Is Write]

19. I don't drink things I consider abhorrent.

If I have to drink more of it to make it palatable - I just don't drink it. :)

Me? I love a good merlot. A poor merlot is worthless, but a good one is a fine drink. I prefer Cab, though.

[Guava Jelly]

22. I prefer a Malbec or a Chianti

Merlot can be good.

:)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

23. We are NOT DRINKING MERLOT!

[Jack_Dawson]

24. Already? n/t