Skittles
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:00 PM
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I CAN'T TELL DENNIS MILLER HAS HAIR PLUGS |
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:01 PM
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1. Maybe he has a blind hairdresser... |
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...or maybe he just got a shitty haircut...or maybe selling yourself out makes your hair revolt on you.
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:02 PM
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2. I'm thinkin'......hmmmmm..... |
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:04 PM
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3. OOOOOOOOOMG......... ROLFLMAO |
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:13 PM
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4. This from a guy who once ripped on Andre Agassi's baldness |
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Edited on Thu Jan-22-04 03:14 PM by KamaAina
"Yeah, we noticed, Andre"...
right, like I'm sure Zell, I mean Dennis Miller could score with BOTH Brooke Shields AND Steffi Graf -- even when he HAD hair!!
Edit: Graf, not Gaf. Steffi Gaf (or "Gaffe") would have to be the illegitimate love child of John McEnroe :evilgrin:
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:20 PM
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5. Either he's the devil or he's stoned |
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check out his eyes. stoned to the bejeesus
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:24 PM
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6. No, I can't tell that he's an angry substance-abuser, can you? |
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Maybe he just naturally has a glazed, mean, desperate look in his eyes and is puffy, and bloated with a red nose and eyes.
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:28 PM
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8. He Probably Just Did A Couple Lines With President AWOL |
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Edited on Thu Jan-22-04 03:28 PM by bushisanidiot
those two idiots have a lot in common. They both think we're laughing with them and are too stupid to realize we're laughing AT them.
dumbasses..
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:28 PM
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if you zoom in on his nose...
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:52 PM
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fucks pigs. That means he can disappoint more than humans.
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Thu Jan-22-04 03:54 PM
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10. I think he's a man desperately clawing to remain relevant. |
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The world has passed him by but he hasn't noticed yet.
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Thu Jan-22-04 05:35 PM
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11. you are right about that |
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I used to like him; now he is sickening beyond belief. Supposedly 9/11 did it to his chicken-ass.
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Thu Jan-22-04 05:41 PM
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12. what happened to him? |
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I used to really like his routines... and then he became this bizarre Libertarian/Cato Inst/something, and now he's a right wing meanie. How did this happen?
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Thu Jan-22-04 05:42 PM
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13. I've heard it was 9/11 |
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my own theory is he is trying to rescue a fading career by hitching his wagon to the Toby Keith bandwagon. So he has become a raving right wingnut.
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Thu Jan-22-04 05:44 PM
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14. He had to have them to cover his lobotomy scar. |
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Show some compassion, will you?
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