skygazer
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:57 PM
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Me and my pit bull got thrown off a plane |
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She was breastfeeding and I was yelling, "Bye, bye plane!" So we went to Olive Garden and had breadsticks instead. :P
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:59 PM
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1. I bet the pitbull was smoking and talking on the cell phone |
skygazer
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:03 PM
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3. Smoking calms her down |
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And she HAD to call her sister in Portland. Damn pups kept whining too. :grr:
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:42 PM
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10. Pit Bulls are deadly! |
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Second hand smoke can kill!
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:59 PM
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2. Were you playing Oasis too loud on your I-Phone? |
skygazer
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:03 PM
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4. Well, I needed to hear it over the shouts of the flight attendant |
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Who kept hollering something about Benadryl. :wtf:
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:04 PM
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5. Was the pit bull circumcised? |
skygazer
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:07 PM
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But I think the flight attendant was by the time we got through with him. :evilgrin:
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:07 PM
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7. Don't tell me your pit bull did something naughty/sexual to the attendant |
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:10 PM
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8. It's not my fault the guy wasn't wearing a diaper |
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Uh.. I mean, pants. Or something... :P
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:30 PM
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9. Was the airline serving cornflake coated chicken for lunch? |
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Fri Jul-13-07 04:46 PM
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11. Did they stop the plane before throwing you off? |
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