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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:09 PM
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Note to self: When you get REALLY old, keep your mouth shut.
Just got back from a rare stop at WalMart.

Is there some geriatric condition that makes nasal breathing difficult for elderly people?

I'm 66, so I'm old.
But I'm not REAL old yet.

I saw several men and women that had to be in their 70s and up, walking around with their mouths hanging open and blank stares on their faces. I thought "Lady, if you could just see yourself in a mirror."

When I get REAL old I'm gonna try to remember to keep my mouth shut unless I'm talking, eating, or drinking.
I don't want to look more imbecilic than I am.
;-)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:12 PM
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1. trof - One of these days, I want to buy you a drink.
Be it beer, bourbon, or sweet tea...
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:36 PM
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7. Thanks, and I'll let ya. Scotch, please.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 03:04 PM
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12. Scotch it is.
If you and the Missus are ever near Chicago, you need not book a hotel.
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:12 PM
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2. Kids do that sometimes too,
especially when they're watching TV! Did you ever notice that?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:19 PM
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4. Or coloring.
With their tongues hanging out. It's hilarious.

:rofl:
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:22 PM
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5. The coloring/tongue thing is kind of cute.
The open mouth/tongue thing with kids watching TV is kind of gross... ;-)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:23 PM
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6. Especially if there is food in it.
:rofl:

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:38 PM
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8. When I hammer nails the tip of my tongue sticks out of the corner of my mouth.
Miz t. called that to my attention years ago.
I just can not hammer without sticking my tongue out.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:40 PM
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9. Our grandson just zones out in front of TV.
If you want him to hear what you're saying you have to walk over to him and take his chin in your hand and say "Jack, I want you to listen to me."
Total Concentration.
Weird.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:46 PM
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10. My niece does that too.
Drives my brother crazy. They don't let her watch a lot of television because of it.

(Should I tell him he did the same thing at her age?)

:rofl:
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:15 PM
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3. me too Trof!
Edited on Sat Jul-14-07 02:17 PM by JitterbugPerfume
I am approaching REALLY old and that mouth breathing thingy is really ugly.


conditions like COPD could cause mouth breathing in old folks maybe?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 02:54 PM
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11. I actually did think about COPD.
But they usually have the O2 tubes in their noses.
I dunno what it is, but is sure looks dumb.
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