I think I'm going to take up smoking.*

[Writer]

I dunno... I just wouldn't mind a little bit of tar to make me mellow. A burning butt hanging out of my mouth. Something to wrap my mouth around once in a while.

"They" say that I might develop cancer but what the hell? Death will only come that much quicker, and I'll fade away in a peaceful state.

So, peace.

:smoke:










*A parody.

[no name no slogan]

1. I am also going to take up smoking

crack

[Writer]

2. Wow. That will send you to the locker faster.

[supernova]

3. I'm going to take up smoking

hot men.

I can't never have too many smoking hot men around me.

[Writer]

4. Well, you'll certainly die happy, then.

[pokerfan]

5. South Park encourages smoking!

Kevin Harris: And so for centuries, tobacco production flourished. Nobody was even aware of any dangers back then, until, in 1965, (stops at a framed tobacco warning) when Congress passed an act forcing all tobacco companies to put the Surgeon General's warning on their packages. So now, everyone knows the dangers of smoking. And some people still choose to do it, and we believe that's what being an American is all about.

Kyle: That sound perfectly reasonable.

Kevin Harris: And here's our factory at work. (opens the double doors to the factory. The workers begin to sing. Some of them scoop tobacco plants into large tanks. Other collect minced leaves into large wheelbarrows, others keep inventory. They break into song and dance near the end of the song)

Factory workers: With a hidey lidey lidey and a hidey lidey lay
We work and we make cigarettes all hidey lidey day
So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lidey lives
And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night

Young Worker: I like to have a cigarehette every now and then
It makes me feel calmer when the day is at an end.

Older Worker: And if it gives me cancer when I'm eighty I don't care
Who the hell wants to be ninety anyway?

Factory workers: So with a hidey lidey lidey and a hidey lidey lay
We work and we make cigarettes all hidey lidey day
So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lidey lives
And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night

[Writer]

6. South Park is Biblical here in Colorado,

so I agree with every word printed above.

[crim son]

7. A parody of what?

What have I missed now?

[Writer]

8. A parody of my stauchly healthy lifestyle, I suppose...

or perhaps it's of the general belief that it isn't the best habit in the world to pick up. Either way, I'm glad there are ways toward a slow, methodical death.

:smoke:

[RetroLounge]

9. "Something to wrap my mouth around once in a while"

Check your PM...

:evilgrin:

RL

[Writer]

10. This better not be a TEASE, RL...

I KNOW you.

[RetroLounge]

11. Would I tease you?

:shrug:

RL

[Writer]

12. Well I"m still waitng and my PM box is empty...

you be glad I"m drinking at the moemnt.

[RetroLounge]

13. You've already seen "that" picture...

:D

RL

[Writer]

14. I have and I have to say you are well proportioned...

nice tone and teture... good geomentrics all around. Very nice.

:thubmssup:

[RetroLounge]

15. ...

:blush:

RL

[Dr. Strange]

16. I've considered that as well...

They say you add years to your life if you quit smoking, so I've thought about starting and then quitting a few dozen times; I could add 200 years onto my life!

[mentalsolstice]

17. Well...

It's most in character to beat children, tie them down, drug them, and sic a rottweiler on them if you have a cigarette hanging from your mouth. It's not cool if you're drinking a $40 bottle of wine while you're cracking the whip. :hide:

[Redstone]

18. Go with Parliaments. The "Recessed Filter" lets you clamp the cig between

your teeth for that maximum Clint Eastwood effect without getting the filter all soggy.

Hey, it's always worked for me.

Redstone

[jakefrep]

19. Every time I hear an anti-smoking ad....

..especially those populated with smug teeny-boppers, I want to take up smoking out of spite.