I was thinking about becoming a gigolo.

[billyskank]

Do you think there would be a future in that? That I could make that work for me?

Gotta be more interesting than programming computers. :D

[northzax]

1. you'd be surprised

programming computers is much easier than programming women.

[billyskank]

6. I didn't realise programming them was part of the job.

I thought it was more of a service contract.

[northzax]

11. you want repeat business, don't you?

sheesh.

[BarenakedLady]

2. Any thoughts about rates?

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

8. Ahem

You, no charge, naturellement. :D

Guess I don't have much of a head for business

[bicentennial_baby]

3. I endorse your plan!

:bounce:

[billyskank]

9. That is most encouraging.

:hi:

[Inchworm]

4. It's a tried and true profession

I guess there are downsides to it. I can't think of any atm though.

:hi:

[billyskank]

10. I expect it probably does have its drawbacks.

Might have no takers, for one thing. :hi:

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[billyskank]

18. What a splendid image for a monday.

Thank you!

[Inchworm]

17. You'd have takers

You can't give away free samples. At least get a bushel of corn or something! :P

:rofl:

[redqueen]

30. Um, no!

What, do you not have mirrors there?

[billyskank]

33. ...

:blush:

:*

[ThomCat]

5. Yes, it might be more interesting, but...

If you have stories about horrible users/customers now... :yoiks:

Hang in there. :hug:

[billyskank]

13. I'm just being silly.

:hug:

[ThomCat]

19. I know, but I was counting my money just in case.

:P

I know, female customers only, but a guy could dream. :7

[pagerbear]

24. Well, he didn't actually say female customers only, did he?

Hmmmmmmm??????

[billyskank]

25. Every man has his price.

:)

[pagerbear]

27. And if you've seen some of the videos I've seen, that price is usually

....enough cash for a plane ticket home
....enough drink to pretend it didn't happen
....enough lesbian pr0n to make sure it does

[styersc]

7. I put myself through taxidermy school as a gigolo.

It was demeaning but I had a dream.

[billyskank]

15. Sit back and read that sentence again.

That is far out. :D

[MissMillie]

12. Someday they'd find my number on your telephone logs....

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

16. LOL!

:hi:

[mitchum]

20. They'll buy you things, but it's difficult to get them to go for a flat out cash...

transaction. At least in my experience.
I guess it's the same way most women don't think that cash in a envelope is an appropriate and thoughtful gift for special occassions. Seems perfectly all right to we XYers :)

[billyskank]

21. Ah, who am I kidding?

I should be paying for it myself. :)

[mitchum]

22. We all do, brother...we all do...

:)

[unpossibles]

35. I pay myself for sex all the time, brother!

the other night, I even got myself drunk, but then felt kind of bad about it in the morning.



But I know I'll just do it again.

[RetroLounge]

23. I have a feeling you'ld have to work a lot of overtime

just to satisfy your DU lounge clients...

:hi:

RL

[matcom]

26. i'll send out the proper paperwork

you need to keep your union dues current

[Call Me Wesley]

28. Hmm, looks good to me:

;)

[billyskank]

32. Have you been working on that since I posted this thread?

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

34. Nah, just a few minutes ago.

I'm working on some design stuff and had all the stuff open anyways. ;)

:pals:

[redqueen]

29. I bet ya could...

And of course it'd be more interesting... just think of all the exotic STDs you've never even heard of!

[billyskank]

31. Aha.

Now there is a drawback. :)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

36. Republican women might pay for it

Seems to be a trend in that party.

Check them out ... maybe they have a web site

ann coulter dot com or something like that

Best of luck in your new career!

:rofl: :hi: