My body down the street is for sale- $47. Any buyers?

[Deja Q]

:hide:

[stuntcat]

1. we can auction the organs off

right????
thereby rockin' the profits :headbang:

[Deja Q]

6. Well, I know of at least one that nobody would want to give up... People love my big

brain.

:spray:

[cynatnite]

2. What kind of shape is it in? n/t

[Deja Q]

5. Overall, good. But some organs are in better condition than others...

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

3. i got your money right here

[Deja Q]

8. Looks like a sigma, if not an enigma.

:D

[KitchenWitch]

10. I LOVE that!

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

18. isn't that the best?

i want to write that sometimes:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

21. Yes, especially since IIRC that amount ends up being less than 2 cents.

[Lilyhoney]

4. How about a lease? Or rent to own? nt

[Deja Q]

7. Rent to own. And unlike other such places, my rates aren't criminal!

:D

[cynatnite]

9. What would I use your body for?

And I mean that in the most platonic way possible. :smoke:

[Deja Q]

11. Hopefully not the meat grinder...

:hide:

[Elidor]

12. Let's pimp him out

We'd make money, and he'd enjoy himself. :evilgrin:

[cynatnite]

14. Give him 25% of the profits and we can split the rest...

:evilgrin:

[Elidor]

17. Everyone is a winner in this scenario!

Toad, are you on board with our plan? We're gonna make you a star, baby!

[Deja Q]

19. You bet your sweet bippy I'd be in on this deal!

I'm also older than 18, so there's no concerns about jailbait... :rofl:

[datasuspect]

13. i will offer all the salad you care to eat

and half a 12 pack of carling's black label

[Deja Q]

15. Well, at least you refrained from the omnipresent "ranch dressing" comment...

:spray:

[datasuspect]

16. i do have some salad cream

kinda like mayo

[u4ic]

20. Are you having an out-of-body posting experience right now?

:P

[Deja Q]

23. 'fraid not

:rofl:

[begin_within]

22. How many previous owners?

[Deja Q]

24. Unsurprisingly, very few

Wasn't owned for very long either. But that's how the world works.

:D