I just realized, I have a 24-year-old future trophy wife

[LostinVA]

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

1. Lucky you

:)

[LostinVA]

7. I'm tres lucky

:)

[LeftyMom]

2. Oh yeah, well I have an old pev whose car is upholstered in dog hair.

That counts for something. Right?










Right?










:crickets:













:cry:

[LostinVA]

4. Um...

err...























uh...


























What do you think the real reason I don't want her to have a pitbull is?

[LeftyMom]

6. Because you haven't got our shower gift yet?

Don't shake the box or your puppy's going to be retarded.

[LostinVA]

8. Uh oh

Too late.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

10. That's okay, Corky wasn't real bright to begin with.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

11. I'm not gonna have any damned dog named Corky

Sounds like some stupid Freeper name.

[LeftyMom]

15. Stop picking on your own retarded dog.

As if it wasn't bad enough that you're destroying marriage and Haruka's singlehandedly causing global warming with her SUV, now you abuse special needs rescue puppies in your spare time?

[LostinVA]

18. Hey, I have enough with her special needs pets

We already have two three-legged vicious bearded dragons, one of which lives in a "handicapped" cage.

The fucker took a chunk out of my flip-flop!

[Tektonik]

3. Make her your Stepford wife

and then post pictures of tablescapes etc she's created

[LostinVA]

5. Tablescapes?

I don't even know what that is.

I'm more likely to post a picture of her and some new gun she bought, or something.

[Tektonik]

9. Sandra Lee from the Food Network makes tablescapes!

like baseball themed table settings that go way over the top and end up costing like 10 times more than the canned food she serves. I dunno I thought fascists were into that kinda stuff :shrug:

:P

[LostinVA]

12. Since when am I a fascist?

Whatever.

[Tektonik]

13. I was just kidding

:(

But please do post pics of your gun toting trophy wife

[LostinVA]

14. I will

especially if she buys the pink Glock she keeps talking about.

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[LostinVA]

22. What. The. Fuck. Ever.

It's quite obvious this isn't a joke and you're going over the line, so just knock it off.

[lost-in-nj]

16. I was wondering

maybe she thinks the same thing!!!111

you could be the trophy!!!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:
:rofl: :rofl:



lost

[LostinVA]

19. Well, she is happy that she found someone who is

as much of a pev as she is.

[NewJeffCT]

17. I already have a trophy wife!

It's great.

Good luck with yours.

:evilgrin:
:hide:

[LostinVA]

20. Trophy wives rock!

:evilgrin: