What do you totally suck at?

[ohiosmith]

Golf.

[bleedingheart]

1. it's the reason my husband married me..

:evilgrin:

bwahahaha....

[ohiosmith]

6. Go to your room.

[RetroLounge]

7. Go to My Room

:evilgrin:

RL

[ohiosmith]

11. :

:rofl:

[Eurobabe]

30. Ironing

and I don't fucking care either! :evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

46. :

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

71. That post is useless without proof.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

2. Life

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Seconded

[Parche]

18. Is This Seat Taken

:hi:

[redqueen]

19. Nope!

Feel free!

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. Me too.

:rofl:

[triguy46]

3. Angry confrontations.

Why I spend most of my time here rather than GD.

[devilgrrl]

4. Singing

:(

[Seashell Eyes]

17. me too

Damn this low voice. I also suck at math, sports and making friends.

[LaraMN]

5. Math, spatial tasks, remembering things, turning on the grill,

being mean (unless I'm *really* ticked), remembering things, spinning around.

[MrScorpio]

8. Higher math

The bane of my existence

[zanne]

103. Basic math

I'm hopeless.

[Patiod]

105. Thank God for the Penn State Football team

and calculus classes designed for them where all tests were "True/False' and the grades were curved to the extent that a 51 was a passing grade.

Or I'd still be in college.

I'm just sayin.

[Throd]

10. Staying sober

[ohiosmith]

12. I'll drink to that.

[azmouse]

13. Playing musical instruments.

Can't read music, never could. It's just nonsensical dots on a graph to me.
And I can't translate what I hear to a string or key on an instrument.

[guitar man]

14. carpentry

no building skills when it comes to housing type stuff. :(

Now, give me a cutting torch, a welder and some steel and I'll build something...:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

15. Attracting women

I am too shy and have no idea how to behave.

[Madrone]

89. THAT surprises me greatly.

Color me ... shocked.

[redqueen]

109. ?????

you are charming and sweet... that you'd have a problem makes no sense at all to me

[Debi]

16. At the moment...it looks like work!

Otherwise Math and English

Yeah, I'm going to go far in life :eyes:

[JVS]

44. Posting replies to the germane part of a thread!

[KitchenWitch]

20. Laundry.

[DS1]

21. making an appropriate amount of money for that which I rock at

[Seashell Eyes]

23. yes

Me too.

[SeattleGirl]

22. Math. I can do it, but damn, it's difficult!

x(

[CottonBear]

24. Math, singing, playing any musical instrument.

I'm totally un-mathematic and non-musical. :( Oh well.

[Jimbo S]

25. Gymnastics

I couldn't stand doing that stuff in phy ed class.

Couldn't do a headstand to save my life. Then build up to pommel horse and still rings?

:scared:

[ronnykmarshall]

27. Sex with women

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

28. It's a good thing that you're a guy.

[soleft]

29. and gay?

[1gobluedem]

31. Virtually any sport

plus sewing, knitting, that kind of stuff.

But, I can draw!

[SOteric]

32. Bowling.

[Shine]

33. being patient with myself when I'm not feeling well

:(

[BlueIris]

85. I feel that.

It's something I'm trying to work on.

[Crazy Dave]

34. Plumbing

I don't just suck at it, I'm dangerous at it.

[MysticalChicken]

35. Math.

I've always hated it.

[lost-in-nj]

36. Drawing

and housecleaning...
well not sure if I suck at cleaning or
if I am lazy!!!

:rofl: :rofl:


lost

[stuntcat]

37. math

I got NO PATIENCE with The Stupid either, I wish I could learn to just deal but it's getting harder x( maybe I'm just turning into a bitch.

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. Matters of personal finance (n/t)

[LeftyFingerPop]

39. Anything that I have to do more than 12 feet or so off the ground. n/t

[Redstone]

40. The straw that's in the cup of Coke when I go to Wendy's (which is not often).

Redstone

[LostInAnomie]

41. Not rocking at stuff

It's my cross to bear.

[edbermac]

42. Giving birth.

Reg: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man —
Stan: Or woman.
Reg: Why don't you shut up about women, Stan? You're putting us off.
Stan: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
Stan: I want to be one.
Reg, Francis: What?
Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me "Loretta".
Reg: What?
Loretta: It's my right as a man.
Judith: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Loretta: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!
Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But... you can't have babies.
Loretta: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan, you haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
Judith: Here! I've got an idea. Suppose that you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb — which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' — but that he can have the right to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the point?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression!
Reg: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

[truedelphi]

56. This is a cause worthy of taking up arms or wombs or

Somethin'

And I had never really considered it to that way before this timely
and forthright presetnation of the oppression of those lacking the internal incubator
and equipment.

[Burma Jones]

43. Lawn Maintenance

And painting

[graywarrior]

45. The job I am doing right now.

I suck so bad at it, and yet, they let me keep coming back.

[BarenakedLady]

47. Math

[5thGenDemocrat]

48. Basketball

I'm the second-worst basketball player in the world. The only reason I say that is because I beat my equally inept buddy Richard in a game to 21 points.
John
Took us three days to finish.

[Deja Q]

49. Dating

[Inchworm]

50. Remembering what I'm supposed to

I'm fairly good at remembering what I'm not supposed to though :D

:hi:

[The Inquisitive]

51. Intimacy

which really pisses me off...

[Skittles]

65. ditto

it doesn't piss me off though - I just try to avoid it, and touchy-feely people drive me INSANE

[Rising Phoenix]

52. darts

[matcom]

53. Breastfeeding

[ohiosmith]

54. Feeder, feedee, or both?

[matcom]

58. er

[wildhorses]

87. >.>

:rofl:

[trof]

55. popscicles

[Deja Q]

74. I've got a nice one! Raspberry flavored!

:9

[grace0418]

57. Sports, cleaning house, ironing, being girly.

I'm a really good cook though!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

59. Wrapping packages, dancing, remembering the rules of card games,

cleaning house, any sport that requires me to hit a ball, such as tennis, baseball, badminton, or volleyball.

I suppose this boils down to having lousy spatial skills.

[SKKY]

60. I suck at biting my tounge...

...it's real hard for me to not speak my mind. I wasn't born with that filter I guess.

[LaraMN]

69. Hah! I hear ya!

After the first night of classes every semester, I think alot of my classmates are scared of me. (at least until they find out that I really *am* nice!):rofl:

[otherlander]

61. Whistling

Paying attention to boring things

[ohiosmith]

100. Your problem is that whistling requires blowing not sucking.

[Fox Mulder]

62. Life.

[flvegan]

63. The little man in the bo...uh, nevermind.

No sense getting another deleted post.

[LeftyMom]

81. One track mind.

:eyes:

[flvegan]

82. Did I hear an objection, counselor?

[LeftyMom]

84. No, that noise means something else.

[laylah]

64. math.

[femmocrat]

66. Sports, singing, financial stuff.

[NaturalHigh]

67. Anything mechanical.

[Norwood]

68. Programming

And how funny is it that its my job

[wildhorses]

70. long term relationships...

not in the cards.

[BreweryYardRat]

72. Social skills.

[BlooInBloo]

73. Preventing really big bridges full of people from falling. :(

[BlueIris]

93. ...egh. I've been thinking that same thing all night. nt

[madrchsod]

75. typing

almost 25,000 posts with one finger...

[southerncrone]

76. Etch-A-Sketch

[SPKrazy]

77. organizing

well for the most part

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

78. I totally suck at sports.

My only athletic ability is swimming, and I do that quite well---but not as a sport. I work out, but that's just to keep in shape.

[Hotler]

79. Interior decorating and fashion sense. eom

[LeftyMom]

80. Dancing.

:scared:

[Ekirh]

83. Figuring out what the hell I'm going to do with my life N/T

[WinkyDink]

86. The nexus of telephone, computer, music, camera. I have NO skills, knowledge, gadgets, services

related to any of these.
NO call-waiting/answering machine/call-forwarding. NO cell-phone/camera-phone/iPhone. NO iPod/mp3 player/personally down-loaded CD's. NO digital camera.

The terminology just confuses and baffles me.

[enigmatic]

88. Math

Almost didn't graduate from High School because of my suckiness at math; I can do the basics, but little else...

[The Straight Story]

90. Replying to threads like this one

:)

[krispos42]

91. Singing

Tin ear.

[Guava Jelly]

92. Initiating change

And several other things

[treestar]

94. Dealing with minor adversity

I get so annoyed at the little things, like a slow computer.

[vixengrl]

95. Small talk.

I seem to lack a gene for it. When I'm around new people or acquaintances I seem to have two gears--"aloof" (not engaging in small talk at all) and verbose (crap...that's not small talk.) People either come away thinking I'm not friendly or, because of my train of thought, that I'm a little...odd.

[meegbear]

96. Getting laid

[HughBeaumont]

97. Basketball, Pac-Man and Zaxxon.

Memorizing all of those patterns - never got the hang of it.

[MissMillie]

98. too many things to make an accurate list

but if I had to

baking
picking out romantic partners
not taking things personally

[annonymous]

99. Making small talk

I hate any type of sales work because I am lousy at small talk. I also cannot play baseball or softball because when I see a ball coming at me I duck.

[zanne]

104. I know what you mean about small talk.....

Every time I have to make small talk there are long, awkward, uncomfortable silent pauses. That's when I'm screaming inside and my brain tells me to say something but my mind goes blank.(I hate lawn parties).

[Patiod]

108. Having a small store of standard questions is a big help

I found this out at a class reunion I attended when I was 1) unmarried and 2) unemployed. I was DESPERATE not to talk about myself, so the first question I asked everyone was "got any pictures of your kids?". I asked that even in response to the question "So, Pattie, where are you working nowadays?"

Man, ask people about their kids and you can't shut them up! Then, once the pictures come out, "What teams are they on?" "What do they seem to be talented in/enjoy most?" "Do they like those damned Harry Potter books? If not, what ARE they reading?"

No kids? "Where are you working now?" "What is that like?" "Is that what you went to school for?" "How'd you get started in something like that?"

Most people never got around to asking about me at all, which was the whole point.

Another great ploy (which is particularly effective in an incestuous little place like where I live)is to find out if they know anyone you know. They have to at least know the hosts/hostesses - how did they meet them? And if they don't know anyone, then that means they live somewhere you don't, and you can ask about that. What's their neighborhood like? School system? Crime in their area? Local politics? If they're your dopey neighbors, then why not ask about local politics or events: have you been following that whole brew-ha-ha about the new school/new development/new mall/gang of killer badgers,etc.? We're sick to death of our favorite pizza place - know anywhere good? What about restaurants? Know any good bargain shoe stores? (if you're a woman). If you're a guy, you can talk sports, but I'm not capable of that, other than complaining about the Phillies' pitching.

The other key is to NEVER ask a "yes" or "no" question. I interview people for a living, and you find out early on that "yes" or "no" questions are dead-ends - got to make them open-ended.

[sarge43]

101. Math of course, crocheting,

making gravy and spelling.

[RushIsRot]

102. Soda straws.

[SteppingRazor]

106. Nothing!

:evilgrin:



(With more than 100 posts, I was amazed no one had said this yet)

[Z_I_Peevey]

107. Fitting in.

Choosing husbands.
Dancing.
Polite silence.