When the rapture hits...the rest of us are gonna get spammed...

[cynatnite]

We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.

How is this accomplished, you might ask. It's a dead man switch that will automatically send the emails when it is not reset.

If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the rapture, you need to add those persons email address to our database. Their names will be stored indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that.

http://raptureletters.com/

Oh, and what if the guy who thunk this up dies and doesn't reset it? Or we could make one up and send to a fundie to let them know they missed the rapture.

I'm gonna burn for this. :evilgrin:

[ashling]

1. Cool

this has all sorts of possibilities ... :evilgrin:

[Orsino]

2. They supposedly won't be here anymore...

...but they want to be sure they get the chance to gloat.

What if the sinner that RaptureLetters employs to oversee the notifications repents just in time, though? These letters won't get sent...but anyone left behind might be too ashamed to complain/sue.

[EstimatedProphet]

3. I like that

We should get the list of people registered with Rapture Letters, and send them emails saying they missed the Rapture, and they're stuck with all the people they hate on planet Earth.

And send it to them every day.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. It'll be in the form of the Nigerian bank scam.

[billyoc]

5. I'll settle for being spammed if it will rid me of you fucking snakehandlers.

:rofl: