Our rug got peed on while we were watching the Big Lebowski last night

[taterguy]

I swear to God I'm not making that up and yes, the rug really tied the room together. We had a few friends over for a cook-out. Afterwards, we sat down to watch the flick. One friend brought an eight month old puppy. The puppy was pacing. We thought she was just looking for a comfy spot to enjoy the movie. It turns out nature was calling her. Just as Walter was talking about how urination on a rug is an act of aggression that will not stand the damn dog watered our rug. And no, my wife does not owe money to porn producers.

It was just one of those annoying but magical, "what are the odds" moments.

Needless to say, we're never inviting anyone over that owns a marmot.

So . . . what are some movie scenes that happened to you in real life while you were watching a movie. (Porn movies don't count of course)

[SPKrazy]

1. well if porn doesn't count

then forget it
:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Dude, puppy is not the preferred nomenclature..

Canine American, please.

[taterguy]

3. Shut the fuck up Primate

You're out of your league

[ghostsofgiants]

4. It peed on your rug?

[taterguy]

7. It peed on my fucking rug

Well, not the rug I fuck on but I wanted to post in language that the Dude would abide by.

[madinmaryland]

10. Well, you probably hated that fucking rug anyhow.

Now you can get rid of your wife's ugly fucking rug!!1!!

:hide:

[taterguy]

11. The rug really tied the room together

[S n o w b a l l]

5. I was watching Pulp Fiction

while eating a cheeseburger.

note to self: cheeseburger is spelled with an e.

[taterguy]

6. Are you sure it wasn't a Royale with Cheese?

[Danger Mouse]

8. was it a tasty burger?

were you eating it for breakfast?

[skygazer]

9. This may be the funniest post ever

:rofl:

[taterguy]

28. You're laughing because it wasn't your fucking rug

[LostinVA]

12. Fucking nihlist puppy

[AmyDeLune]

13. "Poltergeist" moment--

My Dad heard the television late in the night after everyone had gone to bed and the lights were out. He comes down the stairs and into the living room just as the little girl on the TV is looking at her TV and saying "They're heeEErrre."

It turned out that the cat was sleeping on the nice, warm cable box and in turning around to get comfy turned on the TV to that particular channel playing that particular movie.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

14. Its it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers........

You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.

Fucking dog has papers, Dude.

[taterguy]

15. Does this look like a fucking show dog?

And yes that's the fucking rug in question. The culprit is the dog on the right

[Heidi]

16. Is that the rug that was peed upon? (nt)

[taterguy]

17. Yes, that fucking rug was peed on

[Heidi]

18. Huh.

It looks like it really ties the room together.

[Ghost in the Machine]

32. Left hand GRAY.... Right foot GREEN...

yeah, that could have been a good fucking rug..

:evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

19. too bad... I'll bet it really tied the room together too.

:silly:

bummer

[Dragonbreathp9d]

20. Not while I was watching but immeadiately after I saw the Grudge

on opening night I watched a man die :/

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. People who bring animals to other peoples' homes are jackasses.

Even if just temporary.

[bicentennial_baby]

22. Agreed!

I hate that.

[Patiod]

26. My friends have a giant lawn, and kids + dogs are welcome

I think it makes the party more fun. There are always 4-5 dogs running amok down to the creek and back.

Although I notice the dogs aren't welcome IN the house

(also, I don't like that one of the dog's names sounds like mine, and I don't appreciate hearing "Paddie! Come!" or "Paddie, don't pee there!")

[jobycom]

23. My cat scared me half to death as a kid.

I don't remember the movie--it was called "Snow Beast" or something like that--but in one scene there's a dance, and there's the typical scene where someone is looking out the window into the dark when the monster crashes through. I was terrified, so I turned away from the scene and looked out my own darkened window. This was one of those old style windows made up of lots of smaller pains, and one of the pains had been broken out, and we had taped cardboard over it. Just when I looked at it, my big furry cat lunged through the cardboard into the room. Yes, I screamed, and probably like a little kid, since I was one.

Not as cute as your story, Dude. Am I wrong?

[taterguy]

27. There was lots of screaming when the hound let loose

What the fuck are you doing? Etc, etc.

[peekaloo]

24. Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.

[Burma Jones]

25. I Can Get You A Toe Dude

I can get you a toe

[Downtown Hound]

29. Did you show that dog what happens

WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!!????

[taterguy]

34. Don't be silly, the dog doesn't own a Corvette

[Kat45]

30. I had something like that happen with radio.

When I was in high school, I went out drinking with a friend and got really shitfaced (for the first time). As I was walking back into the house I started to feel sick. I walked by my parents in the living room, went into the bathroom, shut the door and turned the radio up loud so they wouldn't hear me. As I was throwing up, the song on the radio was "Baba O'Reilly." "Teenage wasteland...."

I didn't realize the irony of the situation until later. When I've told that story, I've also said that if I ever wrote a movie script and put that in it, I'd be told that it was too contrived. LOL

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. At least it wasn't one of the humans...

:rofl:

[hfojvt]

33. I was watching "The Matrix" once

and I got a strange sense of deja vu



Of course I was watching it for about the 8th time.