If DU is the starship Enterprise, then...

[The Night Owl]

[JTG of the PRB]

1. ...then there's a problem in the matter-anti-matter intermix chamber.

If I can't get the magnetic couplers back on-line, we're looking at a warp core breach in five minutes!

[billyoc]

2. ...I just saw a whole bunch of red-shirted mofo's head that-a-way...

:rofl:

[Richardo]

3. ...Will Pitt took the Shuttlecraft Galileo and lit out for the territories...

[Ian David]

13. Again?? n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. There's a space-time rift in GD! Separate the saucer section and hide in the nebula!

[Deja Q]

5. I'm Q.

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

6. ...someone from GD just took control of the ship's main thrusters, and

has shot us into Deep Space Nine at warp 10!

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. ...we're definitely going where no man has gone before...

:rofl: :hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

8. ...the Borg have taken over main life support

[rug]

9. ... it has a high warp factor.

[skygazer]

10. ...we've experienced a temporal anomaly

and will have to figure out how to restore the space-time continuum and save the galaxy.

[BarenakedLady]

11. ....The Lounge is the holideck

[Danger Mouse]

22. ...but who cleans up after people are done?

:evilgrin:
i nominate Lt. Barclay!

[krispos42]

12. ...the Pakleds just passed legislation threatening the Federation n/t

[FloridaJudy]

14. Beam me down. The warp factor is too high!

"But...but...Scotty's in the reactor room..."
"Fuck Scotty".

[Aristus]

15. ...we need to reverse the polarity of the plasma conduits.

We can then extend a tendril of the plasma into the heart of the gaseous anomaly. This will increase negative-radon flux activity by a factor of 500%, which would...destroy the anomaly! It...it's crazy, Captain, but it just might work!

[SeattleGirl]

16. ...then how we access it is through the Jeffries Tubes.

[Downtown Hound]

17. KHAAAAAANNNNNNN!

I don't know, it just seemed like the thing to say.

[cynatnite]

21. There's one in every crowd...

That's enough Klingon Blood Wine for you. :beer:

[asthmaticeog]

18. There's a pretty serious Tribbles problem.

[KitchenWitch]

19. I would like the keys to the holideck.

[cynatnite]

20. the Lounge is my Ten Forward...Guinan, I'll take some Romulan Ale please n/t

[MilesColtrane]

23. If DU is the starship Enterprise, then...

...a good percentage of the crew members are planning on comandeering the saucer section and taking on the Borg fleet.

Sure, they'll be obliterated, but at least they won't have "caved" into the Queen.