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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:48 AM Original message |
Condom buying question. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
1. Are those ribs really "for her pleasure?" |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:55 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. No, but I bet they're tasty. Now if only they came in a larger size... |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:56 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Depends on |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #4 |
12. Well heck, that's an easy one... |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
3. uhm, ok |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:58 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. Dunno. I do all the time. Just to see her reaction. |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. well |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:00 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. In theory... |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 01:02 PM Response to Reply #11 |
40. i've had that happen before too. have a good evening!! yep, ok. |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. When purchasing condoms in a lane operated by a female clerk |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:00 PM Original message |
"I've got pads! Pads! I've got PADS!" |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:17 PM Response to Reply #3 |
33. As a female checkout person |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:44 PM Response to Reply #33 |
39. I hope he presented them in the right order! |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 02:22 PM Response to Reply #33 |
51. For her sorority initiation... |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 02:27 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. Oh, that's a good one |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 03:59 PM Response to Reply #33 |
65. And where did that fella live? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 01:06 PM Response to Reply #3 |
41. Only if it is the register at the wrong store. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:34 PM Response to Reply #3 |
75. fuck no! You want her to know you're getting laid. |
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formerrepuke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
5. Anything else for you, sir? ..."yes, um, a copy of 'Cat Fancy' and, um, some Skittles.." |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. you are *so* gonna get your ass kicked yes INDEED!! |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
6. Does the reservoir tip come in various volumes? |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
7. Here's mine... |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:00 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. hey |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
13. Wow, this thread had exploded much sooner than I had anticipated... |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:00 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Yep, we couldn't keep this one under wraps. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:01 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. People keep coming in and out to read it. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:02 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. "to each according to his need" |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. People get too excited and can't control themselves! Then they just go off! |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Oh, lordy. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
21. Do condoms come in an XS size? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:06 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Well, even for folks like you, barebacking is a no-no... |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:08 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Oooooohh...BURN!!! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:16 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. Well, I *did* have to make a comeback for that! |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:40 PM Response to Reply #32 |
37. Indeed. I expected no less from you! |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:06 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. hahaha |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:36 PM Response to Reply #21 |
35. Yes they do. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 01:16 PM Response to Reply #21 |
45. Yes. The normal size is XS. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
22. Okay, here's a question: Do you know the Duggar family? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
23. Do the ladies prefer Trojans or Spartans? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:06 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. What about Magnums? |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:09 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. I dont know but... |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:38 PM Response to Reply #23 |
36. BWAhaahaahaaaa! Snort |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
27. you know what |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:13 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. omg |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:16 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. yeah |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:21 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. But at least you got some replies in your condo thread |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
38. I have this horrible feeling that if women really said what they wanted from a condom |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 03:15 PM Response to Reply #38 |
58. Padded condoms? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:02 PM Response to Reply #38 |
69. Padded? How? Why? What for? I've heard of padded cells, but this is silly! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:04 PM Response to Reply #69 |
71. Oh come on, Toad, use your imagination |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:06 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Okay, what if Tampax made padded condoms? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
42. Do they come in a steel-belted radial design? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:08 PM Response to Reply #42 |
73. Um, how much mileage do you plan to get out of one condom?! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
43. I have to use the extra small ones |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
44. Should I buy new or pre-owned? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 01:17 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Oh my god |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 01:20 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Just trying to see if anyone was awake around here. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:01 PM Original message |
Pre-owned condoms are more readily found on the ground... often in parks or forests. |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
48. do they make a size larger than Magnum?? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 02:05 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Knowing how men are, "magnum" size is probably about four inches long. |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 02:38 PM Response to Reply #49 |
55. damn |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 03:58 PM Response to Reply #49 |
63. Do I need to teach you how to convert centimetres into inches? |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 02:17 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Extreme Plus Ultra Jumbo Whopper |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 03:50 PM Response to Reply #48 |
59. Magnum XL |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:04 PM Response to Reply #59 |
70. that's almost big enough!! |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
52. They'll NEVER replace chewing gum! |
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MiserableFailure (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
54. Is it really true that regular sized condoms fit everyone? |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 03:09 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. I dont know |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 03:56 PM Response to Reply #54 |
62. Well, they'd fit some guys more snugly than others... and the snug ones be smug... |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
56. What's the best flavor? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 03:51 PM Response to Reply #56 |
60. Coconut, of course! |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
61. Back in the days when I had to buy them, it was an embarrassing process |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 03:58 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. At least you got a need for them that transcended making balloon doggies... |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:01 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. Well, back in the day, a lot of times they were purchased with the hope of needing them |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:02 PM Response to Reply #66 |
67. So much for balloon doggies; how about balloon elephants? Talk about a big trunk... |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:02 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. rofl! |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
74. Did you ever wonder how they came up with the standard size? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:34 PM Response to Reply #74 |
76. They polled 100 men and got their best responses? |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:35 PM Response to Reply #74 |
77. They asked Canuckamok's mom |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
78. I'm sure matcom would have TONS of questions |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:48 PM Response to Reply #78 |
79. Should we keep kicking this thread until his return? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-06-07 04:50 PM Response to Reply #79 |
80. Meh, he'd just ask if they still sell those Condom Training Suspenders... |
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