I am a genie. Ask me anything!

[Deja Q]

And if you want it to come true, you might have to rub me...

:spray:

[taterguy]

1. How far should I ride this weekend?

[Deja Q]

6. As far and as long as you'd like.

:D

[MrCoffee]

2. is wishing for a million wishes a legitimate use of a wish?

and if not, does wishing an illegitimate wish count against your wish total?

[Deja Q]

8. How long do you plan to rub?

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

11. i want an answer before i get to rubbin'

and i'm wearing that.

[Critters2]

3. A clever ruse, my friend.

Nice try.

[Deja Q]

9. Well, there's no harm in trying!

O8)

[skygazer]

4. What is it you see in Larry Hagman?

:wtf:

[Deja Q]

10. I wouldn't know.

What's he been in, anyway? Apart from Jeannie's bottle, but I'm not Barbara Eden...

[JTG of the PRB]

5. O Mighty Genie!

I wish for a better, more fulfilling, less stressful job, as well as some other things!

[Deja Q]

17. I don't feel you rubbing!

:spray:

[JTG of the PRB]

26. *gasp* FIEND!

:spank: Shame on you!!!

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Oh djinni, do you ever actually answer or do you just like being asked questions?

I call shenanigans!

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Okay you bitch, here goes.. Rub rub rub rub rub

(I hate myself for this)

[Deja Q]

18. That depends. What was the question again?

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Wah, Ricky!

[JuniperLea]

12. Meka Leka Hi Meka Hi-nee Ho!

Rub a toad and you'll get warts;)

[Deja Q]

19. And peed on!

:wow:

[MessiahRp]

13. I'd expect you to say that Bender...

Oh sorry, when I see an avatar sometimes I feel like the person in them is talking to me. :)

Rp

[Deja Q]

20. Naturally.

:spray:

[lost-in-nj]

14. Will I

be happy this weekend??
and if so what will make me happy???


:evilgrin: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

lost

[Deja Q]

22. Happiness is like a fortune cookie.

Just lick the end before biting into it and the fortune will have a deeper meaning! :D

[lost-in-nj]

16. Figures

I post my question and the genie
goes to bed....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Deja Q]

23. Well, I thought you were going to rub me!

:wow:

:spray: :spray:

[lost-in-nj]

24. Where am I

supposed to do that???
on the base or the spout????


:shrug: :shrug:

lost

[Deja Q]

38. Let's start at the base and work upward...

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

25. Will I get a man...

...to call my very own? :evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

31. What am I?

chopped liver?

[Deja Q]

34. Liver is tasty and nutritious!

:9

[TOhioLiberal]

35. I don't know about nutritious...

...but certainly...:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

32. Like the song goes,

"All you need is rub"

:rofl:

[many a good man]

27. For my third and final wish can I wish for ...

three more wishes?!

[Deja Q]

29. Sure!

Just keep rubbing and I'll keep granting! :D

[Taverner]

28. Do you play golf?

[Deja Q]

30. I've always wanted a hole in one...

:hide:

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[Guava Jelly]

36. I want to copycat this so fucking bad

I am a weenie. Ask me anything!

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

37. Go for it!!!

since he thinks my post is worthless......

hmmm
maybe I wont stick up for hypno anymore.....
he ignores me

:yoiks: :yoiks: :yoiks:

lost

[Deja Q]

39. .

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[lost-in-nj]

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