Hey matcom, your dog is being recalled

[seemunkee]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dog_breeders_issue_massive_recall
WASHINGTON, DC—Citing centuries of quality- control issues that have resulted in chronic unreliability, cascading system failures, and even total unit shutdown, the American Pug Breeders Association announced a recall Monday of all pugs produced between February 2006 and the present day.

"While pug owners are accustomed to dog malfunction, the latest animals are prone to more problems than just the usual joint failures, overheating, seizures, chronic respiratory defects, and inability to breed without assistance. The latest model pug is simply not in any way a viable dog."

[Elidor]

1. Indeed, one of the defects which prompted this recall

Is that many pugs are afraid of their own farts.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. That one had me laughing out loud.. Love the onion.

Thanks for posting it.