##NEWS BULLETIN##

[SPKrazy]

Washington DC...Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish.

But, be warned: if you say something FALSE , you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity! "

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the environmental problems of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said,

"I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.





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[Fire Walk With Me]

1. .

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[SPKrazy]

2. ...

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is it safe to come up?


:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

3. ...

...:rofl::thumbsup:

[SPKrazy]

4. now im not responsible for your keyboard

:D

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

6. yes you are!

[SPKrazy]

10. pfffftttt

:spray:


:rofl:

[malta blue]

5. BWAHHHAAAA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Thanks.:hi:

[SPKrazy]

9. ...

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welcome

[lost-in-nj]

7. hmm

that was pretty good....

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lost

[SPKrazy]

8. he he

:rofl:

[krispos42]

11. ***snort***

:rofl: :spray:


Good thing I wasn't drinking anything!

[SPKrazy]

14. glad you weren't

i hate to think of anyone ruining their keyboards :P
:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

12. hey SPK!! are you near the floods?

are you OK?

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

13. I'm Okay

not near the flooding

rain heading this direction maybe

cloudy and muggy but not raining here yet...

:hi:

how are you?

[NMDemDist2]

15. HOT! it's hot as all get out around here the last couple days

muggy at night and blazing hot during the day

other than that, OK. Hubby didn't get the job he was trying for (but they did like him and hope he'll apply again) so he's still in the truck, so it's status quo at this point.

did you get moved?

[SPKrazy]

16. Not yet, but will

be moving by 9/1.

Lots to do before then AZ.

Sorry that hubby didn't get that job, but you know that something else might come along even better and it's good that they liked him.

:hug: