IntravenousDemilo
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Wed Sep-05-07 10:45 PM
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Choice cuts at the Cannibal Restaurant |
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A cannibal was walking along and he came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10 Fried Explorer: $15 Grilled Republican: $100 Baked Democrat: $100
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The waiter replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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Wed Sep-05-07 10:47 PM
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1. Shouldn't the grilled Republican be $1000.00 instead of $100.00? |
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Wed Sep-05-07 10:50 PM
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2. Maybe, but that's not the intent of the joke. |
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Politicians are politicians.
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Wed Sep-05-07 10:51 PM
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3. Sorry...I got it after I typed that ... |
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Wed Sep-05-07 10:53 PM
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I wouldn't trust just about any politician as far as I could throw him... up...
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Wed Sep-05-07 10:57 PM
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5. Agreed...regardless of political affiliation, I will take just about anyone |
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who is qualified now ( as long as they are not Republican )....snicker,snicker
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