Seriously, though, I missed you guys a lot.

[WilliamPitt]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...



:)

[alphafemale]

1. heh

:hi:

Yeah.

You got me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. I feel violated

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

7. Pics please

[City of Mills]

3. LOL you have been gone awhile, haven't you?

That joke's been passed around here like VD in the past couple of weeks :)

[Joe Fields]

4. yeah, but it's all in the way he tells it....

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Yeah- I was going to post asking if he missed us a brazillian.

[LeftyMom]

18. Weeks?

That one got beat into the ground back in aught four I tell you what.

[havocmom]

44. The photo-shopped Last Supper telling of it was a hoot

Who posted that one? I recall thinkin 'Hope Pitt is lurking'.

[The Straight Story]

5. Missed us....but your aim is improving

:)

[Gold Metal Flake]

6. LOL! You know what else is funny?

OK, I lied.

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

55. Oh my gawd -- Is that REAGAN??!!1??1!

:rofl:

[Catshrink]

8. Remind me why we missed you?

:spank:

[supernova]

9. Where's your receipt?

:rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

10. We missed you too, cupcake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un0kbVO-pG0

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Aw Will -- all I can say is

YOU SUCK!


and a brazillion welcomes home.

[derby378]

12. WILLIAM! Get over here and give ginbarn a kiss...

We missed you, man!

:woohoo::woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Ba-da bump!

Thank you ladies and gentlemen. He'll be here all week. Please remember to tip your waitress.

:hi:

[wicket]

15. Welcome back!

We should grab a pint at Buk's some time :beer:

[bridgit]

16. hm...

[Aristus]

17. Good to see you, Will.

:thumbsup:

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. You ratfucker!

We knew you'd be back. Here, have some sacramental wine.

[mzteris]

20. some people will go to any lengths

just to set up the Lounge for that joke!

[madrchsod]

21. welcome back will.......nothing much has changed

i just got reprimanded for not using capital letters...every tried typing with one finger and hitting the shift key at the same time???

[davsand]

22. Just about like Kudzu, eh?

Now THAT is old too!

Welcome home, kiddo! Shall we kill a fatted calf?

:hug:


Laura

[mulsh]

23. glad you're back what did you do on your summer vacation?

n/t

[mopinko]

24. all that time and you couldn't come back with

a fresh joke?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

25. How do we know it's really you??!

after all, Bin Ladin just released another tape today... :scared:
:P

You're a sight for sore eyes Will. :hug:

[Blue_Roses]

26. I don't even know you...

and I've missed you. There's something about familiarity that makes one feel at home. After five years on this site, it's nice to see that I recognize some that were here when this place actually felt like a support.

Support. That's all I---and many others--are looking for and "comfort zones" are far and few in between these days.

Nice to see you back.

:)

[BostonMa]

48. Any time we have with him is more precious then gold.

[krispos42]

27. It was a drive-by brazillion

I tried to hit him with a Pole, and my neighbor took a swing with a Romanian, but we both missed.

:hide:

[BikeWriter]

34. Yep, Will posts and runs for the border.

[krispos42]

39. The Brazillion border?

:evilgrin:

[calimary]

28. You went off to start a cartooning career?

Good to have you back!

:hi: :party: :headbang: :toast:

[Richard Steele]

29. We missed you too, you fucking baaastard!

Nicely done, William. :thumbsup:

Of course, you -DO- know that PAYBACK is a bitch.

A BrazillionJoke looms large over your future, my friend!
Not now, not tomorrow...not until you least expect it.

When it happens, (and it WILL happen) I hope you'll enjoy it
as much as I enjoyed this post.

[BlueIris]

30. Hey. Long time no see.

Yeah.

[BikeWriter]

31. YOU, YOU BASTARD!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Hee hee hee! Love ya Will!

[In_The_Wind]

35. ~

[BikeWriter]

36. Lo, Sweetums! Love you!

[In_The_Wind]

37. I've missed you!

:loveya:

[BikeWriter]

38. Thank you, Dear. I miss you too, Sweety!

:hi:

[Deja Q]

32. I missed you too, man! Now when do we get the make-up sex?

:hide:

[BikeWriter]

33. Yep, like I said to a sales manager one time when I get ####....

I wanna be kissed!

[SOteric]

40. Tsk. Dude.

[SharonRB]

41. Welcome back, Will

Nice to see you.

[knowbody0]

42. me and ur mum are glad ur back

ready to joyfully participate in the sadness of the world?

[Lindsey]

43. Welcome Back!

:toast:

[bridgit]

45. me? you missed me? that i *seriously* doubt...

:rofl:

[woofless]

46. Aw shucks!

[KitchenWitch]

47. Alright, who had September 7 in the pool?

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

49. HOWDY WILLIAM

good to "see" ya :hi:

[Evergreen Emerald]

50. I love that joke!

I was just thinking of posting it--you beat me to it!

[racaulk]

51. Bastard.

Welcome back!

:hi:

[acmavm]

52. Of all the jokes you could have used, this has to be the

best. It pretty much synopsizes so many aspects of the DU experience.

[underpants]

53. That's it I'm oughta here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6914725&mesg_id=6914725

[LanternWaste]

54. Soylent Green is people!!!!

Glad you're back, Will.

[Beausoir]

56. Bastard. n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

57. Seriously though, when's the next time you're leaving?

:)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

58. And when you come back next time...

Maybe you could start a Kudzu thread!

[GalleryGod]

59. Hey,Will

Thanks for the yuck.
Now..back to the "East of Gettysburg" re-write

[yellowdogintexas]

60. your are a sneaky one yes you are. Haven't been caught off

guard with that joke for quite some time, nice job Will!

[puerco-bellies]

61. Hi W-P

Good to see you post.
:headbang:

[MorningGlow]

62. Ahhhh

You're back and the brazillion joke reared its ugly head again, all in one post.

All is right with the world.

:woohoo: