I want a law that requires ice cream trucks to SHUT OFF THE DAMNED MUSIC

[Oeditpus Rex]

when they're stopped in front of a neighbor's house. :grr:

[Callalily]

1. Or just change the tune?!?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtuJT3W6a_M

[mockmonkey]

2. When did the song

"The Entertainer" become the song of choice for those guys?

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I might settle for that

We get "Turkey in the Fucking Straw." :grr:

[S n o w b a l l]

10. Ha!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Kutjara]

3. My dad used to tell me the the trucks only played the music...

...when they ran out of ice cream.

Real bastard, my old man.

[irish.lambchop]

4. Don't think you're going to get that, but

you could always incorporate the music into a drinking game, yes? Keep taking shots until you no longer hear the music :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Might be fun

if I still drank.

[Mojambo]

7. You know who else likes those Ice Cream trucks, don't you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_hNkxW1ud8

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. It's psychological conditioning by Karl Rove. Don't listen!

The children are already lost to us, but you still have a chance! Run!

[Shakespeare]

9. Why do you hate America?

I'm still a big enough dork (an ice-cream loving dork) that I get all excited when I hear one. Don't currently get them in my neighborhood, though. :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I don't hate America

I hate being forced to listen to a fucking barn dance while I'm watching a ball game. :grr: