I feel like a "dirty old man"...

[driver8]

My friend and I meet for breakfast every Sunday and discuss the world's problems, politics, guitars, music, etc...

There is a waitress at the diner we go to named Celine -- she is gorgeous, smart, witty...and about 19 years old! I'm 44 and my friend is 50, and today he sent me an e-mail about how he would like to "show Celine his guitars."

Good lord!! Is it possible to be a "dirty old man" at 44 years of age??!!

[guitar man]

1. I'll be 44 in november

not only is it possible,it's almost inevitable :D


embrace your inner "dirty old man", you'll thank yourself for it. :evilgrin:

[driver8]

2. My birthday is in November -- November 19th.

[guitar man]

6. 11-9 for me

:hi:

[baldguy]

3. According to my 15-yr old niece

Yes, you are old. And yes, you are *not* cool.

There's nothing you can do about it, my friend.

[driver8]

4. A guy I work with has a license plate that says "US2BHIP"...

I think that about says it all.

[tigereye]

7. I occasionally forget that I'm not hip (almost 50)

but I don't care actually. There is something to be said for life experience, after all.


As far as the dirty old man/woman thing goes, I don't think there is anything terrible about appreciating the beauty, intelligence and energy of young folks over 18 in a positive and supportive way!

(how's that for equivocation!) :rofl:

[driver8]

9. Hey, I like that!! Equivocation is good!!

:toast:

[The Straight Story]

5. I am 41, wife is younger....

But not THAT much younger.

Beauty is beauty, and age difference is not always relevant in lust :)

[cobalt1999]

8. Speaking as a 46 year old

To a teenager, you are a dirty old man. The best you can do is not to look too hard and think of football. :)

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

10. Ha!

I'm 57 and still can't help myself. Sometimes :) It's hard wired into us and our culture doesn't help. So the answer is YES! :toast:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. I'm not even of age yet, and I don't think older men are "dirty."

Of course, I'm not a little sexpot, so people don't look at me, regardless of how old they are. :D Some people will lust after anything, which is all right as long as you're aware of it and are in as much control of it as possible.

:hi:

[driver8]

12. This girl is exactly the kind of girl I would have had a crush on when I

was in college. She is smart, witty, gorgeous, pierced lip, brunette, big brown eyes...she gives us as much crap as we give her! (Playfully...).

It's not lust -- more like "appreciation" of a beautiful woman.

[enigmatic]

13. nah

You're human. I'm the same age and I'm coming to terms w/ the "Oh My God, I'm old enough to be her Father!" thought in my head whenever I see an attractive younger woman during my day; being married to my soulmate helps, but hey, it's human to look and appreciate:D

[driver8]

14. Shit -- I am OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER!!!

Dude, you just ruined my day...:hurts:

[enigmatic]

15. ha!

I don't have kids, so that helps too!:rofl:

[Tyler Durden]

18. Beats being old enough to be her GRANDFATHER.

At 54, I'm old enough to be a lot of stuff, and too old to be a lot more.

[redqueen]

16. Of course it is.

But you're not pawing at her, giving her the google eyes, or making comments that upset her, so... you're not. :)

[Dr. Strange]

17. Time for a Sanford and Son reference...

Lamont: You're a dirty old man!
Fred G.: That's right! And I'm gonna be one 'til I'm a dead old man!

[driver8]

19. Ha Ha -- I loved that show!! n/t