Things People Would Never Say? - Democratic Underground

Perseid

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:58 AM
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Things People Would Never Say?

Britney Spears: "Oh, I am fortune's fool!" (Shakespeare)

Any ideas?

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yewberry

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Tue Sep-11-07 01:07 AM
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1. Okay.

Elad: "Pass the KFC bucket, man."

EarlG: "I've switched to coffee. Tea is for pretentious fops."

Skinner: "I've changed my mind. Sex threads and chicken threads are fine, preferably in combination. Also, I'm changing Romeo's name to JimRob."

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Skittles

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Tue Sep-11-07 01:27 AM
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2. WTF DID YOU DO TO ROMEO

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

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yewberry

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Tue Sep-11-07 01:38 AM
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4. No one to blame but Skinner.

He's an evildoer, er, an evilduer...shhh.

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Skittles

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Tue Sep-11-07 03:17 AM
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8. but....you're blaming ROMEO !!!

you made him some sort of CHEETO BANDITO :o

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Jamastiene

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Tue Sep-11-07 01:32 AM
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3. Any woman I ever fall hard for:

"I love you too." I can safely say none of them would ever say that.

Also, George W. Bush: "I made a mistake. I was wrong." I would literally hit the floor...THUD...if he ever said that. He won't though. So, no worries there.

Those two I can say with certainty.

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alphafemale

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Tue Sep-11-07 01:42 AM
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5. pissypants- "Ooops. I did it again.

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Gonzo Gardener

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Tue Sep-11-07 01:46 AM
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6. "HAPPY 9/11!!!"?

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krispos42

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Tue Sep-11-07 01:48 AM
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7. Here's mine

Edited on Tue Sep-11-07 01:48 AM by krispos42

Bush: "Nuclear"

Cindy Sheehan: "Let's nuke those Persian fucktards!"

Thom Hartmann: "Fuck Jefferson and the horse he rode in on!"

Mike Malloy: "I think the 9/11 Commission report is a complete an accurate report.

Any pro-life politician: "Well. the truth is... despite my chest-thumbing and rhetoric, the plain fact is that no elected official can do a rabbit turd about abortion until and unless the Supreme Court reverses Roe v. Wade."

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Perseid

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Tue Sep-11-07 03:22 AM
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9. Those are interesting and possibly irrefuttable

damn good

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krispos42

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Tue Sep-11-07 08:57 AM
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10. Thanks!

And welcome to the DU! :hi:

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