If a fork and a spoon got married, what would their offspring be?

[Deja Q]

I implore you not to say "spork"...

[MissHoneychurch]

1. Something like this

[Deja Q]

2. A hermaphroutensil?

The best of both worlds, and not as lamentable as a spork to boot...

Besides, look at the length of that handle... :evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

3. And the top

is nicely rounded too :evilgrin:

As you said ... best of both worlds ...

[FloridaJudy]

4. Where are the foons? n/t

[Radio_Lady]

9. Those foons?? They spend all of their time at the gym... getting "BUFF"!

[Orsino]

5. A way for the GOP to get out the vote in '08!

Threatening the traditional definition of cutlery will certainly motivate Teh Stoopid.

[edbermac]

6. A Spock?

Logically

[Radio_Lady]

11. Here's a painting of Count von Sporck, along with his biography.

http://www.baroquemusic.org/bqxsporck.html

[DarkTirade]

7. I'm fairly certain it's against the law in most states.

:P

[Radio_Lady]

8. You are absolutely right! Misutensilization is risky, punishable behavior almost everywhere.

Please do not attempt it at home.

[Pierre.Suave]

10. damnit

I was going to say that too...

How about a Foon?

[Radio_Lady]

13. If only one of eight of your closest relatives was a spoon, you might be an octafoon.

Please do not accuse me of prejudice. :sarcasm:

[skygazer]

12. It depends on the genetic makeup

If tines are a genetically dominant trait and bowls recessive, for example, you may get more tined offspring than bowled. Or they may blend. Genetics is a tricky science.

Or they may not be compatable or able to produce offspring.

[Burma Jones]

14. Dishwasher-safe I hope

[begin_within]

15. Twins

[Parche]

16. Fork You

You would be eating at KFC

[mainegreen]

17. Different number of chromosones, resulting in a badly mutated offspring: the corkscrew.

:shrug: