John Kerry tasers breastfeeder at Olive Garden

[underpants]

"How do you ask a man to be the last one to get the never-ending salad bowl"

See threads in LBN GD and GD: P

Man am I going to miss this place :bounce:

[underpants]

1. OJ tasers breastfeeder in the U-Scan grocery check out

"If it was just a tit you must acquit"

:bounce:

[underpants]

2. Lindsey Lohan tasers John Stossel's mustache

:bounce:

[flvegan]

3. "Fat" Britney lip synchs Laura Branigan while simultaneously

smoking with one hand, texting on her cell on the other, driving OJ's SUV and breastfeeding Kirstie Alley on the left and Ralph Nader on the right, while her unspayed pitbull rides on the roof and shits down the back windshield at 85 mph in a school zone drunk.

[texas1928]

4. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :cry:


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

[Critters2]

5. Breastfeeding Kirstie Alley

There's an image I need in my head for the rest of the day.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[underpants]

6. You post like a girl

By that I mean-WELL!

[yardwork]

13. OMG I am simultaneously ROTFL and grossed out

[Deep13]

7. Randi Rhodes orders kudza salad at Olive Garden with a Brazilian Tazers. nt

[LSK]

8. best John Kerry taser thread ever!!!!

:rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

9. This thread needs more cowbell...

nt

[madinmaryland]

10. Cell-phone user in bathroom tasers John Kerry!

[entanglement]

11. Was Kerry tapping his foot on the floor?

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

12. You owe me a keyboard!

:spray:

[yardwork]

14. But is he circumcised?