Tell us what you'd buy if you had a dollar for every time you heard or read the word "taser" today.

[Zavulon]

I'm thinking I'd buy a 1913 Liberty Head nickel, a Lamborghini, 15% of Microsoft and a seven-bedroom house.

;)

You?

[ohiosmith]

1. A taser.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. .

Thread-killer :spank:

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

12. A taser that works THROUGH MY COMPUTER SCREEN. nm

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Free Republic, watch out!

[Richard Steele]

14. Holy crap! I was only thinking about GD!

Other websites hadn't even occurred to me-
clearly, I'm going to need more than one of those! :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I would put it all in a Roth.

[flvegan]

3. Canada.

[Critters2]

I'd buy Europe, and declare war on Canada

Just to see what happens.

[redqueen]

7. You can't BUY Canadada

Or wait.. is it on e-Bay too?

[redqueen]

5. A dinette set. I need one badly.

Or a coffee table. I need one of those, too.

Or maybe a nightstand...

[AlCzervik]

6. Plastics.

[MrCoffee]

8. i'd buy Belgium

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hDDtCtBzd8hQSp934UmCPmsCTcuQ

[bigwillq]

9. Yeah, I am sick of it.

The cops overreacted in my opinion and the kid was 100 percent right for trying to get the truth.
Didn't really see the whole thing go down but from what I saw that's what I think.

But enough already.

[Zavulon]

11. I agree with all of that but would add

that Kerry impressed the hell out of me for doing his best to hear the jerk out.

Still, you've got people in the other forums on both sides, with so many acting as if their point can be the only possible one. I side with you, but neither of us saw it all or know for sure.

[otherlander]

10. A rocket launcher

[MonkeyFunk]

15. I'd make Bill Gates my butler

and hire Jake Gyllenhaal to weed my yard naked.

[KamaAina]

16. The Presidency

:P

which would pretty much guarantee you hadn't heard the word "taser" for the last time :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Just a candy bar, since this is the only time I've seen or heard it today.

Sounds like I missed an interesting day.

[Zavulon]

23. You're serious?

I don't even know how you logged in yesterday without seeing it. I envy you, that's for sure. I was sick of that story long before I sat down for lunch.

[sarge43]

18. A charming country estate in the south of England with matching staff. n/t

[DarkTirade]

19. I want a pony and a plastic rocket.

[Ptah]

20. The copyright to T.A.S.E.R.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taser

The name Taser is an acronym for "Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle"<5>.
Arizona inventor Jack Cover designed it in 1969; naming it for the science
fiction teenage inventor and adventurer character Tom Swift.

[fizzgig]

21. buy?

hell, i could be out of debt by now

[hang a left]

22. I would buy that new Este Lauder eye cream.

The one that will erase my crows feet.

[Cabcere]

24. Well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bbRdG30fX8

;)

Seriously, though? I'd probably pay off my college loans. x(

[yellowdogintexas]

25. new kitchen cabinets, I think nt

[Bennyboy]

26. D. Kucinich a campaign manager!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

27. A 5 Bdr, 3ba home

in Hawaii with a killer view and 2 Mercedes.

[TOhioLiberal]

28. I'd buy...

...my dream car, and pay off my student loans.

[From The Ashes]

41. Wow! me too!

...We must be soulmates or something!

[swag]

29. Many shares of ADVDX

In a taxable household savings account.

[midlife_mo_Jo]

30. My own island off of Vancouver!

With wildlife - like deer - and whales offshore!

Actually, any place that isn't so darn hot and has a nice view would do. :think: :think: :think:

[liberaltrucker]

31. My freedom

I'd take at least $100K, so I'd have plenty of change left.

:)

[NaturalHigh]

32. I've deliberately avoided most of the taser threads.

Still, I've seen the word often enough that at a dollar each I could buy tickets to the PBR finals in Vegas.

[TreasonousBastard]

33. Europe.

[Jamastiene]

34. A custom Jackson guitar

made to my specifications. I have always wanted one of those. +

[krispos42]

35. An all-wheel-drive Ford Fusion...

for every day of the month!

[Lethe]

36. a taserpod, i mean a Laserpod

http://www.laserpod.com/introduction.asp

(your own mini laser light show)



:smoke:

[unpossibles]

37. ...

[Bassic]

38. The Millenium Falcon.

That's right.

[jobycom]

39. CNN. nt

[dropkickpa]

40. Canadian money!

It's equal to the US dollar today, will be worth more in just a short time!

[Spirochete]

42. Sharks with frickin tasers on their heads

and there's another dollar...