Taverner
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Tue Sep-18-07 05:42 PM
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2 Soccermom Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. |
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I took the time to witness to them the wonderful, good news of Natural Selection, Evolution and Atheism! I think my strongest argument was how I used to fear death until I gave up on God!
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MissMillie
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Tue Sep-18-07 05:43 PM
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1. I would have asked them if they had |
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been touched by his noodly appendage
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Taverner
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Tue Sep-18-07 05:44 PM
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2. Ahhh I have been touched! |
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Wed Sep-19-07 02:46 AM
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3. Ever think about joining Darwin's Witnesses? :) |
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Wed Sep-19-07 05:32 AM
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That's what I would do. Then steal their suits.
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argyl
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Wed Sep-19-07 05:38 AM
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5. Read that once when Steve Earle was really wasted a group of Jehovah's Witnesses |
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came to his door. He let them in and asked them if it were true that only 144,000 were getting into Heaven.
They answered yes and his reply was, "Well, why are y'all out recruiting then?" They left in short order.
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