The World is a safer place: Judge orders R.Kelly to avoid M.Jackson

[LynneSin]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&e=2&u=/ap/20040129/ap_en_mu/r__kelly_michael_jackson

Judge Says R. Kelly Must Avoid Jackson
By DON BABWIN, Associated Press Writer

CHICAGO - R. Kelly won't be mingling with Michael Jackson (news) during next month's Grammy festivities: A judge has ordered the R&B star, who is awaiting trial on child pornography charges, to stay away from the King of Pop, himself facing child molestation charges, when Kelly attends the awards.

Well thank goodness!!! I don't think the world could be safe if these 2 men were to somehow unite together! Think of the chidren

[KeepItReal]

1. Judge says "Lemme see if I can make the papers today..."

"Prosecutors and Kelly's lawyers said they never raised the issue of a meeting between Jackson and Kelly during a hearing this week about Kelly's travel. Cook County Circuit Judge Vincent Gaughan made the edict on his own, they said. The judge was at a funeral Wednesday and could not be reached for comment"

[joeybee12]

2. A Boonedocks a few weeks back made a joke of the two of them

collaborating on some upcoming album--it made it sound like they REALLY were going to do it, and Boonedocks was just pointing out the irony.

[LynneSin]

4. They could be the headliners at the NAMBLAPALOOZA concert

:puke:

[Loonman]

3. Most people would avoid Michael Jackson without a court order

;)

[nuxvomica]

6. I would be embarrassed to meet Michael Jackson in person

"It's nose to meet you Mr Jackson...er...nice to me you. I have enjoyed your nose...er...music for years. When do you release your next nose...er...album."

[GOPisEvil]

5. Wondertwin Powers Unite - form of...PEDOPHILE! (allegedly)