Ian David
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Thu Sep-20-07 01:15 PM
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Ask Congress to pass The Whitehouse-Sessions Prostitution Reduction Act! |
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Edited on Thu Sep-20-07 01:16 PM by IanDB1
And any other fictitious and funny-named co-sponsored bills you can put together by combining the names of congress-people in creative ways.
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Thu Sep-20-07 01:17 PM
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1. The Kerry Taser Funding Bill |
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Thu Sep-20-07 01:22 PM
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2. That is NOT in the spirit of my original post. What a way to poop the party. Geesh! |
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Thu Sep-20-07 01:25 PM
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3. what is the spirit of the thread? |
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Thu Sep-20-07 01:27 PM
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4. Well, it wasn't for you to shit all over it. n/t |
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Thu Sep-20-07 01:27 PM
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What's wrong with you? :P
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Thu Sep-20-07 01:54 PM
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6. Senator Hegel declares September Dialectics Month! |
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Thu Sep-20-07 02:04 PM
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7. Dole-Specter anti boring ghosts bill |
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Thu Sep-20-07 02:12 PM
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8. Warner-Pryor Herpes disclosure act ... or |
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Wyden-Webb internet expansion bill ............... or .............. Bayh-Kohl anti-nuclear energy bill .... or ...... Boxer-Tester pre-fight examination bill
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:27 PM
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9. Those are some good ones! |
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Edited on Thu Sep-20-07 03:30 PM by IanDB1
The Brownback-Boxer Skidmark Prevention Act
Or going slightly off-topic...
Senator Boxer Files Brownback Briefs.
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:52 PM
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15. The Brownback-Boxer-Crapo Act and The Boxer-Boehner Fallout Reduction Act. |
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Edited on Thu Sep-20-07 03:59 PM by IanDB1
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:56 PM
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Edited on Thu Sep-20-07 03:57 PM by HERVEPA
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:56 PM
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:34 PM
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10. A Senate Dem and House GOPper come together to guarantee shotguns for everyone with... |
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:42 PM
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11. In the House, a Kansas Dem and an Ohio GOP repeal indecent exposure laws with... |
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:43 PM
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12. Boehner-Moore! Boehner-Moore! |
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The Boehner-Moore Sexual Education Act.
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:44 PM
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13. In the House, a CA GOP and a VA GOP lay out the GOP agenda in... |
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The Doolittle-Goode Act!
(Man, I'm good at this! :) )
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:54 PM
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16. The Goode-Boehner Circumcision Education Act. n/t |
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:55 PM
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:57 PM
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20. The Inowe-Reid Presidential Library Act. n/t |
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Thu Sep-20-07 03:49 PM
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14. A Mass. Dem and a Penn. GOP commend Bush's State of the Union speech in... |
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Thu Sep-20-07 05:25 PM
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21. The Larry Craig Clean Bathrooms Initiative? |
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Thu Sep-20-07 06:36 PM
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22. Funny... but not PUNNY. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:39 AM
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23. The Bayh-Bonds War Financing Act. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:41 AM
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24. Someone's gotta find one that uses the name Akaka. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 09:17 PM
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34. the Akaka-Capps Resolution To Buy More Cheap Headgear From China |
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Sat Sep-22-07 10:22 AM
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36. That works, despite the lack of fecal reference. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:44 AM
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25. The Frank-Blunt Resolution to Restore Honest Debate. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:45 AM
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26. The Campbell-Dole Canned Food Purity Act. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:46 AM
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27. The Moore-Cummings Prostate Health Act. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:48 AM
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28. The Boener-Goode-Moore Viagra Subsidy Act. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:49 AM
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29. The Green-Boener Penis Protection Act. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:50 AM
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30. The Boener-Hunter Gay Bath House Preservation Act. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:52 AM
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31. The Boener-Slaughter Pet Neutering Act. n/t |
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:53 AM
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32. The Boener-Paine Penile Injury Act. |
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Yes, I know. The Boener jokes are too easy.
When two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking.
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:55 AM
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33. The Boener-Holden Masturbation Prevention Act. n/t |
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Sat Sep-22-07 04:22 AM
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35. If two recent British Ministers of Education got together.. |
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we could have the Adonis-Balls Sex Education Act.
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Ian David
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Sat Sep-22-07 08:39 PM
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37. We actually have a REAL Brownback-Boxer Bill now! |
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Sat Sep-29-07 12:09 PM
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38. A few more British Parliamentary ones |
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Edited on Sat Sep-29-07 12:11 PM by LeftishBrit
The Battle-Slaughter Act (could describe most things supported by Blair)
The Bacon-Kidney-Lamb Meat Promotion Act
The Bacon-Coffey Breakfast Act
The Cash-Begg Fundraising Act
The Balls-Cash Prostitution Act
The Darling-Love Marriage Act
The Darling-Love-Balls-Breed Families Act
The Cash-Betts Gambling Act
The Dobbin-Betts Horseracing Act
(See BillySkank's thread supporting Ed Balls, for some more ideas!)
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Sat Sep-29-07 12:16 PM
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39. The Brownback-Akaka Disposable Diaper Reduction Act |
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