commander bunnypants
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Thu Jan-29-04 09:00 AM
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My wife tried to poison me last night... |
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Honey I love you but you cannot cook..
She made chicken stir fry. Did not bother her in the least, I spent the night paying my respect's to the toilet god. UGH. I feel like death.
DDQM
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Thu Jan-29-04 09:00 AM
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1. How much life insurance do you have? |
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Thu Jan-29-04 09:00 AM
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How do you mess up a stir fry?
I thought that wasn't possible.
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Thu Jan-29-04 09:01 AM
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3. She knows about your cute co-worker!! |
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Be afraid! :scared:
Ugh....sorry you got sick.
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commander bunnypants
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Thu Jan-29-04 09:03 AM
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Actually I helped beautiful coworker get her car unstuck from the ice.
The gods after me.
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Thu Jan-29-04 09:07 AM
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5. So you say you have sickness (FLU like?) from eating a bird? |
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Thu Jan-29-04 03:54 PM
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6. Then why don't you do the cooking? |
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I can't cook either - I have not the slightest interest in it - so my husband, who is more interested in food than I am, does the cooking.
I don't figure anyone who gets food cooked for them has much room for complaint. I don't complain about what my husband cooks, I just don't eat if I don't like it.
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Thu Jan-29-04 04:00 PM
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7. I'll bet the chicken was bad... |
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It's too easy for bacteria to take root in improperly handled, stored or processed chicken. Once that happens, even the high heat of stir-frying (assuming she cooked it all the way) can't kill them germs.
You may have a bacterial infection. That sucks. I hope you feel better soon.
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Thu Jan-29-04 04:06 PM
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8. Seems odd that you got sick and not her. |
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Maybe you were coming down with something to begin with. That can make your food taste odd, too.
Feel better! ~healing cybervibes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Thu Jan-29-04 04:07 PM
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9. My wife told me to take out the garbage. |
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I said 'you cooked it, you take it out'!
Ba-da-bum! :bounce:
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Thu Jan-29-04 08:03 PM
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11. Has she let you back in the house yet, ZenLefty? |
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or are you still standing on the curb with shoes being hurled at you out the window? ;-)
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Thu Jan-29-04 04:15 PM
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10. My Ex-girlfriend used to say "take me somewhere I've never been before" |
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I said,"try the kitchen".
No, I'm usually the one who cooks in a relationship, because I like to cook and bake.
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