I saw something funny on my way to work today.

[nickgutierrez]

I walked past a car that was very clearly in an accident not that long ago. The door on the passenger side was busted in, the spot where the window would normally be replaced by a trash bag. Again, passenger side. This matters.

On the front of a car was a "tag", where the license plate might have gone. I'm not sure what they call those things. Anyway, the one on the front of this car, with the busted up passenger side, said: "My Co-Pilot is Jesus"

:rofl:

[sarge43]

1. "Some of these jokes just write themselves." Dave Letterman

Satan was tooling around in his low rider and decided to go for it.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Hey -- "co-PILOT." That implies flying, not driving.

So Jesus ain't so hot on the road ... Big deal. Get him up at 20,000 feet, though, and he won't crash into anything.

[DS1]

3. and the lord said

look behind you, son. You see those two lines in the sand, and that point where one of them turns red? That's the point where you gave me a massive head wound.

[Lex]

4. I hope the air-bag deployed and spared Jesus

from any real bad injuries.