How do you think your children view you?

[LaraMN]

I've got a pretty good idea how mine view me:



I get the "crazy" part, but I'm not sure why Sophie views me as having long blond hair.
:P

[kmla]

1. And you have quite a colorful polka-dotted wardrobe, too.

And fuschia high heeled pumps.

Kewl.

[LaraMN]

4. Lol! I own ONE item of clothing with polka dots.

That picture is NOT an apt representation of it!

:rofl:

[flying_wahini]

33. your pink pumps are bitchin' and

your clothes all match, and she didn't draw titties.

you must be doing something right......

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. skinny long legs too

[LaraMN]

5. She gives everyone legs like that in her pictures.

At least she quit giving everyone a penis.
She did that for well over a year.

[Phillycat]

3. And when did you have the neck-ectomy performed?

[LaraMN]

6. Around the time my feet grew to the size of watermelons.

:D

[cobalt1999]

7. My daughters think I'm a god

Of course, they arent' teenagers yet. :)

[tigereye]

8. "mom you are so annoying" is what I hear.

well, some of the time. Other times, I am "nicer than dad."


:rofl:


yeah, what gives with the blonde hair?

[Clintonista2]

26. Does the "nicer than dad" thing work?

I always wondered that with my parents.

[tigereye]

28. no.

It's kind of funny, though.

[mitchum]

9. I have no children, but my students think that I am funny and nice...

which probably shocks a lot of people here :)

[Inchworm]

10. Daughter used to draw pictures

Now she writes poems about how good a Dad I am. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

:hi:

[davsand]

11. My ten year old says I swear.

It never fails, my kid will be with me when something will happen that makes me swear--like someone blowing off a red light and damn near t-boning me or like when the oil candle got knocked off the counter and red oil and broken glass were creating a Zabruder-like pattern on my white kitchen floor (While the cat wove in and around my ankles!)

Yeah, I probably DO swear too much. I said really bad words in both those situations.


She says she thinks I'm pretty (she does know how to suck up, after all) and she says she thinks I am smart and skinny. I dunno--I'm her MOM so isn't she supposed to think that? It would be awful if she thought I was stupid, fat and ugly--right? Like isn't THAT what you think when you are a TEEN?


:shrug:


Laura

[Burma Jones]

12. Besides Mussolini.........

My son drew this one:



Sometimes I think they see me as:



Most of the time I figure they see me as "when ya gonna put the baby down?":

[SOteric]

13. ! Long blonde hair?

Are you sure those aren't boogers?


:hide:

[Critters2]

14. I have no children, but I know how the beagle feels.

As long as I'm the one who puts food in her dish, I am The Goddess. After all, when I walk into a room, the sun comes up.

Hey, maybe "crazy" was intended as a compliment..."My mom is, like, crazy, man". :)

[SKKY]

15. I think I know what the blonde hair signifies...

...Sophie has insight into your soul.

[Deep13]

16. With difficulty since they do not exist. nt

[Beer Snob-50]

17. my now 15 yo wrote about his mother in 3 or 4th grade

and said that she loved to drink martinis and throw up. of course, that was after the only night tht he ever saw her actually do those things.

he also did a bio on himself and said he was allergic to pancakes and ducks.

[cobalt1999]

25. LOL

I bet that drew some concern from the teacher.

[redqueen]

18. Awwwww... isn't that the best stuff EVER?

I get all kinds of feedback... I'm mean, too strict, no fun, stingy with money, etc. etc. etc... but on the other hand, I'm somehow also the best mom in the world. :7

:loveya:

[Pacifist Patriot]

19. 4 year old worships me as the center of his universe, 7 year old thinks I've got....

my good points. 10 year old thinks I act like a jerk and can be a real bitch. That would be a quote from our latest argument. I'm at my wits end.

I'm not sure why, but the latest picture my 7 year old drew of me pictured me with bunny ears. What is up with that?

[tandot]

20. from the inside of my ovaries...

...:evilgrin:

we are still trying to get egg and sperm hooked up which isn't as easy as it sounds... :hi:

[mainegreen]

21. 'Dad-deeeee Dad-deeeeee Dad-deeeee' while cackling maniacly.

'Dad-deeeeee' is what he says when he's happy.

'Mooooom-meeeeeeeeeeeeee momomomomom-mom-meeeeeee' is what he whines when he's sad.

I'm the fun one! }(

[BarenakedLady]

22. I'm the best mom EVAH!

:D

[swimboy]

23. Through a magic telescope in an alternate universe.

:hi:

[Bucky]

24. through cross hairs

[grasswire]

27. nice manicure!

By the way, I heard this a long time ago. If you want to know what your kids think of you, ask them this: "If all the mommies in the world looked just the same, how would you know me?" The answer is usually pretty cool.

[oregonjen]

30. Okay, I just asked my 8 yr. old that question

His answer? "I don't know. Why are you asking?" He thought I was crazy! x(

My 11 yr. old said, "I would know your laugh." That was nice. :)

[SPKrazy]

29. why are your feet backwards?

or are those your feet :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. That's not your hair...

That's your golden aura. :D

[hyphenate]

32. Tall, furless and loud

Or were we discussing human kids only?



on edit: freaking typo got by me!!