Seriously, who should God damn?

[Bucky]

I'm makin' a list & checkin' it twice. Besides terrorists, the people who encourage runway models to starve themselves more, rude drivers, bullies, and the Bush cabinet.... who should the Lord put on His shit list?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

1. I wish you would have included a poll in this thing....

Cause there are just too many choices --

[Bucky]

3. Okay, here's your poll

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. I expected some sort of a pole pic....

I am not disappointed.

[Pierre.Suave]

2. GEORGE BUSH

and all his cronies.

[Orsino]

5. You all to hell.

[MnFats]

6. "The Pusher." (Hoyt Axton)

You know I've smoked a lot of grass
O' Lord, I've popped a lot of pills
But I never touched nothin'
That my spirit could kill
You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round
With tombstones in their eyes
But the pusher don't care
Ah, if you live or if you die

God damn, The Pusher
God damn, I say The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man

You know the dealer, the dealer is a man
With the love grass in his hand
Oh but the pusher is a monster
Good God, he's not a natural man
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the pusher ruin your body
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream

God damn, The Pusher
God damn, God damn the Pusher
I said God damn, God, God damn The Pusher man

Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Pusher man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun

God damn The Pusher
Gad damn The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man

[Chovexani]

7. Your mom

:hide: :yoiks:

[trof]

8. Exactly what does damning involve? Need more info.

If you're damned does that mean no heaven for you?

Or is it more like being banned from the HOV lane.
I never have understood just what being damned means.

I damn stuff a lot.
Once in a while I even goddam something.
Nothing ever seems to happen to the damned stuff.
:shrug:

[Bucky]

9. Nope, it takes God to do the damning.

Your damns are good for expressing scorn, sure. But actual damnation is a divine act. God does it. It's the big Guy's call all the way. I'm only soliciting advice for the main G. He's a busy god, that God. so He delegates the little stuff and I guess it was just my turn to pick a few of the damnables. I thought DU would be a good place to gather a list.

To answer your question: Damnation is the casting of someone's soul into the fires of eternal perdition. I guess they probably get their bodies back after death, possibly in a more youthful state than how they left it in. The point of having bodies is so those who are damned can experience the unending torment of the flames of judgment. So they have to walk around barefoot on red-hot coals, sweating a lot, maybe shoveling dirt, while torches singe their flesh and maggots eat at their brains. And it's like that for, say, infinty years.

So, got any deserving candidates?

[trof]

10. Wow. That's some heavy shit.

Does God have deputies?
If so, do you get to wear a badge?
I might be interested.