MrScorpio
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:29 PM
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The world is ending next week Thursday |
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Send me money, because only I can save your immortal soul in the nick of time.
That is all.
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:30 PM
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lemme dig through my cushions...
will a handful of change work?
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MrScorpio
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:32 PM
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6. Just send what you think that whatever your immortal soul is worth |
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Pocket change?
No reasonable offer refused
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:31 PM
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2. I have a piggy bank I could get into. |
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Hopefully my contribution will be enough to save my immortal soul.
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MrScorpio
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:33 PM
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11. Do me a favor and roll the change before hand |
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:34 PM
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13. Will points be deducted if I don't? I mean, you can always take the |
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coins to one of those change machines.
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MrScorpio
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:43 PM
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Those machines rip you off by taking a percentage
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:51 PM
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:31 PM
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3. Before or after "The Office"? |
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Should I set the DVR or not?
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MrScorpio
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:34 PM
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Too bad you can't Tivo it
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:36 PM
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18. What to do, what to do... |
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:31 PM
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4. All I have is like $20 in my toll jar |
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:35 PM
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16. I was on Canal street in NYC |
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Immortal souls were going for about that price
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:32 PM
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5. i have 3 unmatching buttons and some lint, will that do? |
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:36 PM
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19. Your soul ain't worth much, is it? |
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Maybe you should take out a loan?
At the bank... That's where the money is
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:42 PM
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24. i get paid next friday, can i send you a post dated check? |
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:44 PM
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26. Then I guess you're screwed |
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By that time, I'll be out of town
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:32 PM
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7. If I give you enough... |
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...will the almighty smite just one person and leave the rest of us? I have a really good candidate. :evilgrin:
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:33 PM
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10. haha I know who it is! |
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:35 PM
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...somebody about 1400 miles away from me, perhaps? :rofl:
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:35 PM
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:38 PM
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20. You want the Almighty to put out contract on somebody? |
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Let me take it up with the boss
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:40 PM
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...and if you know who I used to be, you'll know who. :evilgrin: Just sayin'.
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:33 PM
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8. Good. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. |
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Will it be at lunchtime, do you think?
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:40 PM
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21. I don't know if you could keep your lunch when the rivers of blood start running in the streets |
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Best to just skip it altogther
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:52 PM
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30. I can take anything if I drink six pints of beer beforehand. |
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:33 PM
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9. Promises, promises . . . |
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i've heard this one before.
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:41 PM
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22. Take it from me, the intel is strong |
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No forged documents from Niger this time
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:48 PM
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Wed Oct-03-07 11:42 PM
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23. Screw your secretary the day before |
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Plans were made to be changed
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