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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 07:12 AM
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I've got a bag of perfumed peanuts at my desk.
What should I do with them?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 07:24 AM
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1. Perfumed peanuts? Sounds very disgusting.
Edited on Thu Oct-04-07 07:25 AM by Rabrrrrrr
I'd toss 'em. Into a trash can on another floor.
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 07:50 AM
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2. Can you sexually harass someone with them? n/t
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 07:55 AM
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3. I can damn well try, now, can't I?
:P
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 09:35 AM
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4. Feed'em to those sexy gulls outside. You could get lucky.
I won't tell your wife.:D
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 09:44 AM
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8. Today was trash day, and boy, the gulls had fun with one of those bags.
x(

Not a pleasant thing to see and smell this morning.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 10:07 AM
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13. Coast pigeons, that's what they are.
:-)
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 09:36 AM
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5. why would you perfume a peanut?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 09:45 AM
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9. Why indeed.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 09:37 AM
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6. pick up republican women
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 09:46 AM
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10. Perhaps if I made them into earring and offered them as gifts?
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 09:41 AM
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7. Give them to a woman at the Olive Garden
Edited on Thu Oct-04-07 09:42 AM by havocmom
but only if she is breast feeding a noisy, ill mannered baby?
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 09:48 AM
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11. Is that a euphamism for something?
??
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 09:50 AM
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12. legumes actually.
:D
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 10:18 AM
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14. My mom used to have perfumed ciggies in her purse.
They smelled like face powder.
Tasted yucky.
;-)
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 10:32 AM
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15. ...
:rofl:

Thanks. I needed a laugh today.
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