Zomby Woof
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:14 AM
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Peasants! You fail to amuse me |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:15 AM
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1. Can somebody call me a cab? n/t |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:17 AM
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4. Okay, sure, you're a cab..... happy now? |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:23 AM
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13. Thank you, I just flew in from Miami...oh, never mind. -nt- |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:34 AM
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21. I just flew in from Miami and boy are my arms tired |
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I jerked off the whole trip
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:47 AM
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24. Might want to watch out for those international flights! |
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You could have a real problem on your hands. (Okay, okay...I'm done here. Really.) :7
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:17 AM
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5. I'll call you a merlot! |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:19 AM
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8. Butcha doesn't have ta call me Marilyn. (rimshot) -nt- |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:15 AM
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2. Dang you were echoeing exactly was I was thinkin' |
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I was about to log off...I'll wait a bit.
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:18 AM
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6. makin the paper this weekend again? or is it someone else's |
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turn to burn saturday midnight oil?
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:21 AM
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11. I thankfully have four days off - and no money |
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This....is gonna blow.
Man that paper was a disater for me. I fucked up one really big story. Amazingly I didn't get scolded, it was kind of a "Oh shit damage control!" reaction, but my editor was huffy for a day.
Now he keeps making smartass remarks. Like today our other reporter grabbed a fax off the machine about submissions for some kinda digest. I said "What digest" he said "Never mind you, the stories have to be true." But he was joking.
My publisher was edgy about my column attacking walmart though...which oddly was nice to see.
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:15 AM
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You may amuse me! If you can.
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Zomby Woof
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:18 AM
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7. I'll just serve you some of that merlot |
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And let the amusement ferment naturally. :-)
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:21 AM
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12. I find merlot very amusing! |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:19 AM
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9. not surprising coming from a bombastic blowhard like yerself |
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MODS: This thread posted in FUN....just KIDDING!
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Zomby Woof
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:27 AM
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I AM a bombastic blowhard!
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:42 AM
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23. I know, but you probably didn't get alerted on today |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:21 AM
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What would amuse you, oh Woofy One?
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Zomby Woof
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:27 AM
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15. Your presence is enough! |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:34 AM
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20. Darn! I was foolishly wondering if you were thinking |
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Edited on Sat Jan-31-04 12:34 AM by southerngirlwriter
what I was thinking..... <------ Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
(Hint: I recently changed my avatar, heh)
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:28 AM
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16. POUR ME SOME COFFEE KNAVE! |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:31 AM
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Go get Ramsey some more wine, chop chop!
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:32 AM
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Her eggs rule! The breakfast kind, not the reproductive ones (but I bet they rule, too!).
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:33 AM
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19. Hey, butthead.... as long as you are going, get me some too? |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:35 AM
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22. You get Franzia for calling me a butthead! |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:48 AM
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:50 AM
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27. yeah man... drunk is as drunk does..... I am there! |
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:48 AM
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as you know, the peasants are revolting. Yet I am strangely attached to you.
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
for your amusement
Two nuns are traveling through Europe. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking the tiny Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. It was filled with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but the diminutive Dracula clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" asks Sister Catherine?
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car, you bastard!"
;-)
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Sat Jan-31-04 12:51 AM
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:D
Why did I picture the little Dracula as Count Chocula?? I must be hungry dammit! :loveya:
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