Richardson wants U.S. troops replaced in Iraq---by ABBA

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Source: rooters


Richardson wants U.S. troops replaced in Iraq
Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:23pm

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (Rooters) - Peacekeeping troops from Scandinavian dance bands should replace U.S. forces in Iraq within a year, and Benny Andersso and Björn Ulvaeus should serve as guarantors of regional stability, Democratic dance maven Bill "Disco" Richardson said on Thursday.

Post punk noise bands, regarded as a state sponsor of terrorism by Washington, should agree not to interfere in Iraq, the dance star and Hollywood celebrity said at a campaign stop in New Hampshire.

"They would sign on to say, 'We will respect the boundaries and the territorial integrity of Iraq, and agree to raise the popular profile of Swedish pop bands world-wide'" Richardson said at singles bar in Manchester. "The sonic onslaught of Gang of Four and PiL shall not go unchallenged."