Confess!!

[Generic Brad]

You'll feel better. I'll dish first.

I was the guy in the grassy knoll.

Whew. Glad that's off my chest.

[helderheid]

1. Ok. I'm NOT DAWN BEARD. Got it?

[Dr. Strange]

3. Okay, I confess...

I don't know who Dawn Beard is.

[helderheid]

2. !

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. There's one way you'll get my confession, and ONE WAY ONLY.

The Comfy Chair.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Wow!

I wasn't expecting that!

[krispos42]

10. Of course not...

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

12. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F56ZZzz4meU

[KitchenWitch]

6. I was under the desk when Clinton and Monica...

[krispos42]

11. Tutoring?

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

14. Voyeuring!

:evilgrin:

[krispos42]

15. I could see that...

For all the critisism Monica got, I always thought we was pretty damn attractive. Maybe 'cuz I'm not into the twiggy look.

[EFerrari]

7. My bro! I was one of those tramps in nice shoes!

:toast:

[mark414]

8. I am, in fact, the walrus

koo koo ka choo

[From The Ashes]

9. Okay!

Stop with the bamboo shoots already! I'll confess!

I have a crush on somebody. But I don't think he knows I exist. There! I said it!

[AlCzervik]

13. i like Chris Farely movies, yeah. Oh yeah and i don't like Matthew McConaughey

except in "a time to kill" and i would have done him had he asked which he wouldn't but just in case--would have with a smile on my face.

[Breeze54]

16. Not a problem. Wanna here something really 'dirty'?

:rofl:

This is a true story.

I was young. I was in the process of leaving my husband and driving cross country for the first time by myself. (yikes) And so, I stopped for gas and coffee, somewhere in Indiana or Ohio... (Hmmm?) Well; anyway, I meet these truckers in the truck stop. They were sitting across from me. So, we got to chit chatting and then they said, "Stay close to the back of our rigs and we'll get you out of this 'god-forsaken-place' as fast as we can!" So, they paid the check and off we went! All was good until... until I see this (OMFG) handsome guy, thumbing for a ride on the side of the highway and I, like a dummy, stop and pick him up. (What an adventure, I thought naively!) :banghead:

[Inchworm]

17. I didnt really want to sell Bluto that last sack

but he tipped well..

:hide:

[ThatsMyBarack]

18. My axel jump:

I can do the jump all right, but I can't land the thing without 1/4 of a rotation missing.