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Mon Oct-15-07 10:56 AM
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Why didn't you get a Nobel Prize this year? |
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Well, it never occurred to me that the infinite number of monkeys I had typing up my results for publication would generate an infinite number of typos.
Anyone else?
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Mon Oct-15-07 10:56 AM
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Hugin
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:14 AM
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13. Wasn't it revoked when they found you... |
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trying to sell the prize medal at a garage sale?
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:34 AM
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24. That charge was never proven. |
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Mon Oct-15-07 10:57 AM
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rearranging my kitchen drawers ---
I do deserve one though... for something.
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:06 AM
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7. There should be a prize for Aesthetics... |
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Edited on Mon Oct-15-07 11:26 AM by Prag
I mean REALLY!
This calls for a long LTTE!
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:18 AM
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Maybe I'll start smoking and breast feeding at the Olive Garden while refusing to let anyone see my receipt while driving a fucking Rolls Royce.
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:00 AM
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3. because the Physics committee refuses to recognize my work on astral projection |
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quack science, they call it. just wait untill i astrally project a smackdown on their asses.
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:09 AM
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10. Won't they be surprised! |
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:03 AM
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on the part of the Swedes. x(
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:11 AM
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11. But... but... but... You have submitted dead birds to museums! |
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Crikey! There is no justice! ;(
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:03 AM
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5. Apparently eating ice cream and watching cartoons... |
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...is not considered to be an activity worthy of nomination.
Fucking snobs!
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:05 AM
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:08 AM
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8. I pissed off the selection committee |
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they dont take kindly to being cut off in traffic by a Rolls Fcking Royce
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:08 AM
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9. Someone beat to the patent office with my invention of dynamite. |
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:13 AM
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12. If I won...It would seriously limit my ass kicking opportunities..... |
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So I just can't be havin none of that.
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:16 AM
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14. Who knows...but I can take solace that I was Time's Person of the Year |
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:18 AM
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16. Thanks for reminding me... |
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I need to add that to my resume. :thumbsup:
:D
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:18 AM
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15. They fear my endorsement of Kucinich. |
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They think he's too short.
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:27 AM
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19. It would be controversial... |
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Better luck next year. :D
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:27 AM
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18. The man's just trying to keep me down. |
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:28 AM
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and the sig line next to it creep me out.
The man is a mean man.
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:30 AM
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Why, your contributions in the field of Entomology alone qualify you. :)
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:37 AM
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27. Nevermind my extensive work in studying and combatting douchebaggery in all its forms |
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:30 AM
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21. i was nominated: Busiest Person To Think About Peace Really Really Allot... |
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but i was too busy too accept :cry:
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:32 AM
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23. There's always next year, bridgit... |
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:34 AM
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25. Yippie!! and i do have a pencil as it turns out... |
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:36 AM
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26. you certainly wont be winning one in... |
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"but i was too busy too accept"
Spelling and/or grammar...
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:39 AM
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28. oh, so peace *doesn't* take courage it takes spell-check? |
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:59 AM
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:47 AM
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29. Because I'm not a scientist, a distinguished author, or a guy* who |
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throws out a lot of mathemetical formulas that pretend to explain the economy in conservative terms?
*No woman has ever won the Nobel in Economics (which is bogus anyway, since it was established in 1968, decades after the other prizes in medicine, chemistry, physics, and literature).
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:57 AM
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30. They were afraid I'd show up at the awards dinner |
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wearing an ironic t-shirt. Eh, it's all about who you sleep with anyway...
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Mon Oct-15-07 11:59 AM
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31. Because that fucking bastard Al Gore plagiarized my work! |
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I had a seminar called "An Uncomfortable Truth" and Gore STOLE IT and renamed it! That fucker!
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Mon Oct-15-07 12:13 PM
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34. Hey, I had a seminar named "An Uncomfortable Truth" too! |
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Of course, mine was about gastrointestinal diseases, not global warming.
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Mon Oct-15-07 12:14 PM
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35. Ah, HA! So, it was you, who stole... |
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my manuscript outline titled, "A Distressing Fact" from the boot of my fricking Rolls Royce!
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Mon Oct-15-07 12:00 PM
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33. Because I'm an insufferable prick... |
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But that didn't stop Rush from getting nominated...
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Mon Oct-15-07 12:16 PM
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36. They're just jealous. nt |
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Mon Oct-15-07 12:19 PM
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37. That's definitely it... |
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