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Sat Jan-31-04 01:46 PM
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Why did Satan create Dinosaur fossils? |
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I did a Google search but could not find the answer. The most promising web site is taking too many hits and I cannot get in. Sigh.
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Sat Jan-31-04 01:48 PM
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God made precious diamonds (which usually take millions of years to form) and star light (which usually takes billions of years to reach Earth)....
TO TRICK US!!!
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Sat Jan-31-04 01:48 PM
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Edited on Sat Jan-31-04 01:48 PM by SoCalDem
He did that when he killed Jesus' pet dinosaur..
You remember him, don't you. Methusasaurus
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Sat Jan-31-04 05:01 PM
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Sat Jan-31-04 01:49 PM
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3. According to my friend's teacher, who was a nun, |
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they were created to trick us and test our faith.
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Sat Jan-31-04 01:49 PM
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in what the Hebrew politicians who wrote the Pentatauch made up about the age of the earth.
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Sat Jan-31-04 01:51 PM
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5. I don't know quite what you mean |
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The way it was explained to me, it was God who created the fossils, to test us - sort out the believers from the nonbelievers. What, are you saying you doubt that?:crazy:
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Sat Jan-31-04 01:55 PM
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is God's plan to sort out thinkers and fools.
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oneighty
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Sat Jan-31-04 01:55 PM
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9. I doubt nothing KayLaw. |
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I ask the question with open mind, seeking the truth.
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Sat Jan-31-04 01:53 PM
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6. Most dinosaurs died in the flood |
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A few survived for a time until they were killed off by big game hunters also known as dragon slayers. A few brontosaurus still might survive in the swamps of Africa though.
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:16 PM
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which showed the existence of them in Africa. Name of the movie escapes me at the moment. Nope! Not "King Kong." (Babe?)
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Sat Jan-31-04 03:40 PM
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35. here's a pic of a dragon in a jar |
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Sat Jan-31-04 06:24 PM
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45. Whoever did that did beautiful work! |
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It's a sculpture, that much is obvious. But it's just so beautiful! The detail, the attention to everything.
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Sat Jan-31-04 01:54 PM
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Ascribing the power of creation to satan? You'll burn for that. :)
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:00 PM
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10. That does it, I'm telling God what you said. |
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:03 PM
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:03 PM
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12. Because God is a prankster God! |
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:05 PM
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Edited on Sat Jan-31-04 02:07 PM by buddhamama
that wily Satan.
or maybe is was god who created them to test faith but Satan has taken the credit...
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oneighty
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:13 PM
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14. How is it Dinosaur fossils |
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test my faith Ms. Buddhamama? What is the Great Buddha's opinion on the subject? Does Buddha even have an opinion?
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:22 PM
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the answers to your questions ignore me, it is a sure sign that i don't.
speaking strictly on the faith issue imo, the Dinosaur fossils don't really test your faith in god but rather, do you accept the Bible in its literal form.
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:15 PM
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15. When she was 7 my daughter invented the Creationistsaurus |
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She was into talking dinosaur movies at the time and speculated that there might be a Creationist-saurus who went around saying things like "I don't exist".
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:17 PM
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:19 PM
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your seven year old daughter is Bucky. She is an explorer.
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:16 PM
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17. For the same reason he created egg laying mammals |
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He was stoned out of his mind!
Which begs another question. Why did god make marijuana?
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:22 PM
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20. So he could get stones out of his mind. |
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:24 PM
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How much reefer must the big guy smoke to get stoned? And, which method does he prefer, joint, bong, or bowl? Or does god smoke blunts?
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Sat Jan-31-04 04:32 PM
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39. He smokes joints, of course |
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and He is a one hit wonder.
"Zeus damn, this shit is good."
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:25 PM
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23. Why did God make marijuana? |
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To test our resolve? Hey I do not know, really I do not.
We do not understand God's purpose. She plays interesting games with us, her children.
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:28 PM
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if she created it, doesn't that mean we should learn to live in harmony with it? :smoke:
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:31 PM
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26. So if God loses his short term memory from smoking |
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reefer, how long is that in human time?
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:33 PM
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27. good question. that is why there is much strife, god has forgotten us |
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:36 PM
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28. I wonder if God gets the munchies from the reefer. |
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:40 PM
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duh. what do think happened to the dinosaurs?
she's been known to over indulge.
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:54 PM
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:57 PM
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33. Let he who is completely without sin light the first spliff. |
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:46 PM
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30. In seriousness, marijuana is a gift from God |
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Alright, this thread is not supposed to be serious. It isn't about marijuana either though. I believe marijuana is a very good plant for our recreation, healing, spirituality, and person to person bonding. Its close relative, which it may have been one in the same with not to long ago, hemp also has many uses that could help save the environment. I think that someone should start a new thread about this though if they want to expand on this point.
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:57 PM
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32. This thread is not supposed to be serious? |
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Of course it is serious. Why do you say (think) that it is not serious?
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Sat Jan-31-04 06:17 PM
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you try to pull our leg---- I think
besides you see dinosaurs clear as anything on The Flintstones They were kinda like prehistoric puppy dogs
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Sat Jan-31-04 02:29 PM
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25. first off, Satan cannot create anything |
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so you have that part wrong. the reason the Big Guy created Dinosaur fossils is simple. Once, as a kid, Jesus was really interested in Dinosaurs, and God, loving father that he was, created fossils to entertain him. Duh.
now, the big question is how did Jesus get fascinated by dinosaurs as a wee lad when they didn't exist until he thought of them? that's the real mystery.
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Sat Jan-31-04 03:06 PM
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Is that divine punishment?
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Sat Jan-31-04 04:24 PM
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36. I decided that this needed a theological POV... |
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so I went to Genesis.
Skip to Adam and Eve/Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel, blood line gone; Therefore I am not here, and neither are any of you. The joy of Fundamentalist thought....We don't exist!
O8)
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Sat Jan-31-04 05:37 PM
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42. even better, since there were no priests/ministers to marry |
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Adam and Eve, we're all illegitimate!
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Sat Jan-31-04 04:25 PM
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Where the hell did that thing come from?
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Sat Jan-31-04 04:28 PM
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38. Not sure if this is a regional thing, but.... |
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When I was a kid back in the 1950s, Sinclair gas stations' mascot was Dino the dinosaur. Your post made me think of that. As a child, I thought it was kind of a cutesy thing. Never knew where gas come from at the time. Or babies, for that matter, I was that young.
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Sat Jan-31-04 05:00 PM
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40. In Florida, in the Sixties, you could get a Dino bank with every fill up! |
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Satan used to steal my quarters! :cry:
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Sat Jan-31-04 05:40 PM
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screw with the creationists. God, hates them too.
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