I invented electricity

[Perseid]

what did you invent?

I was tired of using oil lamps. It was driving me crazy, so I invented electricity.

I always got such a kick out of shocking others with static electricity that I had to create light, and heat.

What have you done lately?

[Der Blaue Engel]

1. I invented oil lamps

Thanks a lot, asshole!

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[Perseid]

2. too much!

:toast: :rofl:

[Der Blaue Engel]

3. Thanks

I was pretty pleased with myself at the time. :D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. I invented gravity.

All that floating around was making me nauseous.

[Perseid]

5. thank you

I was getting nervous with all those things trying to float up my nose and ears and other orifices.

wow. Now, that was an accomplishment!

[DarkTirade]

6. I invented your MOM last night.

Twice.

[EnviroBat]

21. Hahahahha

I invented a brother or sister for for INSIDE your Mom...

:rofl:

[Eagle_Eye]

7. That is a shocking claim to make!

[Kutjara]

8. The fossil record.

I buried all sorts of bones very deeply in the earth, to make gullible archeologists believe the Earth is much older than 6,000 years. It was a joke that's gotten completely out of hand, for which I apologize.

[mainegreen]

9. I invented the vealburger with goose liver pate sauce.

It didn't do as well as I had hoped.

[Dr. Strange]

10. I invented telemarketers.

I have very mixed feelings about, let me tell you.

[Lady Freedom]

11. I hate you.

:evilfrown:

[Dr. Strange]

14. I get that a lot...

by the way, what is your phone number?

[Hugin]

12. Pay up!

I invented the electron. :D

[Lady Freedom]

13. Well I invented the atom....

but God filed the patent first.:evilfrown:

[ThomCat]

15. I invented religion!

You're all DOOMED! :evilgrin:

Bwahahahahahah!

[meegbear]

16. I invented inventing!

FAH!

[Orrex]

17. I invented gravity

All that light-hearted frivolity was making me nauseous.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

19. See #4

You are lying about your invention.

[Orrex]

20. See #17 again

I'm really really really serious.

[Orrex]

18. I also invented necessity

Somebody had to.

[krispos42]

22. I invented left-handedness

Just because.

[redqueen]

23. I invented shower massagers.

I was tired of... not using one.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

24. I invented the internet!

Stupid Al Gore, getting all the fake credit for it!

[lost-in-nj]

25. I invented a

cheesy Italian wannabe restaurant chain....

we call them Olive Gardens......



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