Golf joke

[johnnie]

I'm not a golfer, but I have before. I also don't usually post jokes, but I thought this one was pretty funny.


It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loudspeaker, "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I simply ignored the guy and tried to concentrate.
When once more, the man yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!" This time it shook me up a little.
So I stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back "Would the asshole with the microphone kindly shut the fuck up and let me play my second shot!"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. STFU

funniest phrase in the English language ;)

My favorite:thumbsup: