I would rather ________ ______ ____ than deal with the D.M.V.

[Guava Jelly]

It is a toss up for me.
I can't decide if I'd rather crush my franks and beans in a vice
Or vote Republican..
I'm going with the vice.
Geeze Missouri is a bitch to register an out of state vehicle in.
:mad:

[Highway61]

1. Try Jersey

I'd rather have a bullet removed from my butt with a Carvel spoon...Everyone behind the counter doesn't want to be there and they move in reverse!

[Guava Jelly]

4. Nobody looks like they want to be there here as well

I imagine because the pay probably sucks.

[judaspriestess]

2. I would rather

Do an all over body scrub with dog shit than deal with the DMV.

[Guava Jelly]

5. Shit it might actually soften the skin

:silly:

[Highway61]

7. That's a bit severe, NO?

[azmouse]

3. I would rather French kiss Bush

I waited almost 2 hrs just to have a new pic taken for my license. :grr:

[Guava Jelly]

8. The license here was a breeze

For 20 bucks and about 15 minutes I had a new license in hand.
It is everything else that is hell here

[Highway61]

9. French kiss Bush???

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :scared:

[azmouse]

11. Drastic, yes? But the AZ MVD is pure hell....

I've lived in both PA and CA and neither of those states was like it is here.

When I was there this past summer, a huge roomful of people, I would guess at least 150, were waiting and there were 3 people working the counters. And they weren't working very hard.
By the time I left another 50 people were waiting in line just to get a number to wait with the other 150 already there. Unbelievable!

[judaspriestess]

17. oh my god that is actually way worse than the

dog shit body scrub

[Lilith Velkor]

6. I've always wanted to stage a dramatic swordfight at a DMV

Luckily, cooler heads prevailed.

[Guava Jelly]

10. I'd say that was a good call

:rofl:
Would be a blast though.:D

[Throd]

12. Go to AAA

The DMV services at triple A are worth the membership price alone

[Mojambo]

13. I had to got to the DMV to renew my license yesterday

I was in and out in 5 minutes, literally.

I've never had a more positive DMV experience.

[Guava Jelly]

15. Excellent

My state could user a few tips

[FloridaJudy]

14. Mine's improved a lot.

The last time I had to replace a driver's license, it only took me 20 minutes, and everyone was civil. The woman who issued my license actually made a mild quip about my being so absorbed in a novel that she had to call my name twice "Oh! I've read that one: no wonder you couldn't hear me!"

So I'll go with something tedious but not onerous. I'd rather shave my legs.

[Guava Jelly]

16. Fair enough

:D

[Initech]

18. Primus - "DMV", I love that song.

I had it stuck in my head when I went to the DMV a couple months ago:

've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless

[lost-in-nj]

19. Wax

my stomach and chest...

:rofl: :rofl:


lost

[AllegroRondo]

20. clean the toilets in Grand Central Station with my tounge