What does 'flat top' mean to you?

[Deja Q]

Even using hands parallel to the side of the head to gesture a squarish effect?

They ask "How do you want it?" You tell them "Same style, just trimmed" with detail AND hand gestures to help exemplify the original effect...

They do it how they want anyway.

x(

[Parche]

1. Now That is a Flat Top

:bounce: :hi:

[Mugu]

9. That's what I think of when I hear the term. n/t

[puerco-bellies]

16. The Yorkie.

My Grandpa rode the Kalinin Bay in WWII. She was a little escort carrier that was in the Battle of Samar I. She did not see the kind of action that the Yorkie did, but they held their own.

I was on a DD-G, or has you brown shoes say, a skimmer or target.

[CGowen]

2. you are just in desperate need of a "carrot top" picture ... n/t

[Deja Q]

3. I'll tell you what I need...

But I am absolutely fuming at the incompetent cow right now.

I haven't been in 'cutting mood' for some time.

[unsavedtrash]

4. Flat top

[AlCzervik]

5. high and tight.

[Richardo]

15. 'Tis my current do.

I've put away my combs. :patriot:

[redqueen]

6. Who the fuck doesn't know what a flat top is?

Okay... so maybe some people might not... but a hairdresser? :wtf:

[Deja Q]

7. Apparently that dipshit...

After I left, she took about 4 seconds* to get her cordless phone and call up her friends. After she chopped me off, I did say "shit!" because I was annoyed at her not listening to me and claiming "flat top" means "cutting more off the top". :wtf:

* 4 seconds, even in "football time", is like 12 seconds.

[graywarrior]

10. * 4 seconds, even in "football time", is like 12 seconds.

Priceless.

[barb162]

8. flat on top,and PERPENDICULAR to the sides

Style the hair so it's flat on top and is PERPENDICULAR (not parallel) to, squarish with, the sides

[ThoughtCriminal]

11. One of life's rules

Never bowl against someone with a flat-top.

[BrotherBuzz]

12. In the California real estate, Flat Tops were cheap tract houses with flat roofs built in fifties.

ALL flat top roofs leak, and accordingly most have been remodeled to include a pitched roof.

[Chimpy McCokespoon]

13. Wilderness Area in Colorado.

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. It means the same as "Mesa Head"

[Inchworm]

17. acoustic guitar

:hi:

[MilesColtrane]

18. Alls I know is that he....

...comes grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"

Also, reportedly,

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
If he hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see

I also heard that he's on the No-Fly list.

[Capn Sunshine]

19. ......

[Heidi]

20. To me, it means: "Here come ol' flat top . . ."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vAqekT-GuA

[deucemagnet]

21. The flat-top hairstyle.

I almost got one this summer for a change of pace. Maybe next summer.

[Indi Guy]

22. Just let your hair grow long, hang by you're knees from the back of the high chair

have'm mousse it up, & make'm do the anti-gravity cut.

[ghostsofgiants]

23. ...