NO SEX !!!!!

[lost-in-nj]

cause thats what's it been for a while.....


:silly: :silly:

oh well
such is life


lost

:hi: :hi:

[Droopy]

1. WHY NOT!!!!

Actually, that's the way it's been for me for a while, too. In my case I think it's because I'm just plain ugly. What's your excuse?

[lost-in-nj]

2. Not my fault

been seperated.......


for a YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!


lost

OH yeah!!!!!
I saw your picture....

you are not ugly......

promise

[SPKrazy]

3. yeah, know what ya mean!

:hi:

[BlueIris]

4. Oh, you must still be grappling with one of those pesky libido things.

You just need to get your body chemistry severely fucked with (so to speak) like so many of the rest of us in industrial society. Then you won't have to lament not getting laid anymore because you...won't be able to remember what the urge is like.

[zingaro]

7. I'll second that.

After the second year goes by, or the third, that urge almost goes away. Almost.

[taterguy]

5. Can't get it on, or even get high. Come on baby, fuck me and die

A million videos on Youtube but I can't find that old Alex Chilton song about AIDS on it.

[lost-in-nj]

6. sounds so

romantic!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost


not sure what AIDS has to do with this ....
but I'm clean!!!

:hi:

[taterguy]

9. Alex Chilton had a song about AIDS called No Sex

Alas, they never made a video for it.

[Xipe Totec]

8. ...

[In_The_Wind]

10. Nope!!!

Not since I left NY.


:hi:

[TZ]

11. Tell me about it....

which is why I have been behaving like a lounge flirt in another group here where thats not particulary commmon ...I was recently told by another member of the group to "get a room"..a first for me here on DU!!!:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

12. before august...i hadn't seen any action...

since 2004. :banghead:
well, other playing around a bit with an ex-girlfriend the year before.

[MissMillie]

13. 2004? abstinece amateur

:silly:

[Danger Mouse]

14. you make it sound VOLUNTARY =P

[MissMillie]

15. it probably is

seriously.... would you take ANY opportunity to have sex right now?

[Danger Mouse]

17. only if it were with kagehime.

:P

[DarkTirade]

16. I know the feeling all too well.

It's hard to meet people when you're broke, and you work the night shift so you're asleep when everyone else in the world is awake and vice versa.

Although I'd much rather be having no sex than still be stuck with my last ex... :P

[Crazy Dave]

18. Who says you have to have more than one person for sex?

Nothing wrong with self pleasure in my opinion.

[billyskank]

19. Sex is evil.

You will never catch me having sex.