D cup bra with two cantaloupes in it

[JohnnyLib2]

is sitting on our kitchen table.

Can anyone explain this to a clueless husband?

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Victoria's Secret Farmers Market?

:shrug:

[Drum]

27. :-D

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

2. Halloween costume?

:shrug:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Supermarket bagboy a little too helpful?

[Orrex]

8. Regarding your sig-graphic

Is that a scrooch-gun?

[DarkTirade]

4. This thread is useless without pictures... :P

[JohnnyLib2]

5. OMG, cantaloupes replaced with stuffed animal type puppies.

Sorry, no pictures. I think my dear wife is entering a contest of some sort. "melons?" "puppies?"

[redwitch]

6. please send pictures when she gets to "gazongas".

thanks. LOL

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. Both of those words are synonyms

for breasts.

[SPKrazy]

7. got me

:shrug:

:rofl:

[Breeze54]

9. Is she dead?

Call the police.













































:P

[JohnnyLib2]

10. Definitely not dead, but being very mysterious.

Her only comment is "it's a girl thing."

[KitchenWitch]

11. Honey, I am a girl and I do not get it!

:shrug:

[Catchawave]

20. I'm a DD and don't get it ?

Ok, a minimizer DD, but grapefruits, not melons. I.can.not.visualize.

[KitchenWitch]

21. I am also a DD!

:hi:

[Richardo]

13. Pregnant?

Sorry, it had to be said.

[Fleshdancer]

14. D cup cantaloupes are good

anything bigger than a D cup is probably genetically modified though.

on edit: I can't spell

[ironflange]

15. I see a pattern. Cantaloupes, puppies, these should appear soon

A. . . nice. . . big. . . pair. . . of. . .

[JTG of the PRB]

19. Man, that's one HOT set of owls!

Yes indeed! Gotta love a nice, big pair of owls!

[JohnnyLib2]

16. NOT a pregnant grandmother, but she got a laugh from that idea.

And at my reaction at the suggestion.

She also told me to "think pink." :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

18. Okay, a lightbulb went off.

Breast cancer awareness month.

Save the tatas.

[JohnnyLib2]

23. Ding! Ding! Winner!

She finally told. In honor of breast cancer awareness month, her exercise
place has a themed bra contest. She's holding tryouts. Mystery solved.

:toast:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

17. Do bras need to get stretched out... periodically?

[Der Blaue Engel]

22. Did you look at someone else's melons recently?

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[JohnnyLib2]

24. Ummmmm.

Well, there is this magazine cover with Ashley Judd, but I didn't notice the cleavage much at all.

:hide:

[Der Blaue Engel]

25. On second read, it seems perfectly clear to me

...if one detail checks out. Is she currently smaller than a D? If so, she's getting a boob job. :D (And if she's larger than a D, well, then it's a reduction.)

[JohnnyLib2]

26. See post 23: it's a breast cancer awareness contest.

:hi: