Yoda backs Wesley Clark - Democratic Underground

bushclipper

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Sat Jan-31-04 08:54 AM
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Yoda backs Wesley Clark

Jedi Master and swamp resident Yoda said today, “Hmm, Clark is the man for me.”

“The force is strong in Clark, an excellent Jedi he would make, and on the Light side he is, Hmm. Ruled by his passions Howard Dean is and would easily slip to the Darkside. Brave honourable and calm Clark is, a great Jedi He would be, do you see.” The short arsed freak continued.

“Only Clark is strong enough to defeat the Evil Lord Bush and his minions.”

Princess "Shagger" and reformed bad guy Anakin Skywalker had earlier shocked the campaign by suggesting Dean would be the best chance to beat Bush. He responded to Yoda’s comments by saying:...

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i1888

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muchacho

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Sat Jan-31-04 09:32 AM
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1. I back him, I do"

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Bad Thoughts

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Sat Jan-31-04 07:10 PM
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2. Kick

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fujiyama

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Sat Jan-31-04 07:49 PM
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Edited on Sat Jan-31-04 07:50 PM by fujiyama

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