eauclaireliberal
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Sun Oct-21-07 03:43 PM
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Things I have learned about cops from TV and movies |
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Most cops have an angry, overstressed, and loud middle-aged black man as their commander. Most cops have 3 day-old Chinese leftovers and one beer in the fridge. Most cops catch the bad guys at their hideout, sirens and lights blaring. Most cops are either divorced or separated for their second, third spouse. Most cops have adult children that can’t stand them. Most black cops don’t racially profile black people. Most cops have a partner that is a complete opposite intellectually and emotionally. Most cops smoke two, three packs of cigarettes a day. Most cops are in the process of quitting smoking. Most cops are in the process of quitting drinking. Most cops hate shrinks but go to them because they are ordered to. Most cops have hygiene problems-tattered clothing, unshaved face, etc. Most cops hate the press.
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Sun Oct-21-07 03:54 PM
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1. one more: most cops are the good guys |
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Sun Oct-21-07 03:59 PM
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He had old pizza in his fridge. And he ate it with a knife, because he's secure in his sexuality.
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Sun Oct-21-07 04:16 PM
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4. I thought Cobra used a pair of scissors |
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Ah well. Been a while since I saw that flick.
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Sun Oct-21-07 04:22 PM
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Sun Oct-21-07 04:01 PM
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3. Most cops have a partner days from retirement. With a life expectancy of days till retirement - 1 |
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Sun Oct-21-07 04:22 PM
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...it's the lone-wolf cops who break all the rules that get the results. Teamwork is for wimps.
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Sun Oct-21-07 04:54 PM
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7. Female uniformed cops have fancy hairdos and impeccable makeup, but when they make detective |
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Edited on Sun Oct-21-07 04:54 PM by Gormy Cuss
they have tousle-and-run hairdos and wear bad makeup.
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Sun Oct-21-07 05:50 PM
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8. Hey, don't forget that many women cops |
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wear pumps. That is always a laugh riot-ever notice that they don't show her feet when she is chasing someone? Yeah, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
What was Hunter's partner? She wore ridiculous pumps. 80's fluff hairdo...and best of all, being undercover sometimes entailed singing at nightclubs. LOL.
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