Ava
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Mon Oct-22-07 12:51 AM
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i came home to an angry raccoon on my porch tonight |
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Edited on Mon Oct-22-07 12:52 AM by Ava
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i came home tonight and as i walked up the porch steps approaching the front door i noticed one of my cats, pumpkin standing on the porch. as i took my foot off the last step and stood on the porch i looked down to see pumpkin(getting ready to pet her) when i notice instead there is a raccoon standing there staring at me with it's hair sticking up and with a stiff back. about 4 seconds passed of me just staring at it, frozen, and scared senseless(the fact that it's eyes seemed to glow didn't help) when the evil creature let out what i can only describe as either a: a sound similar to a cat's hiss or b: the sound of a demon. the furry little creature then turned around and took off quickly and i ran into the house slamming the door and locking it behind me(you know, incase it tried to come back and open the door :rofl:).
and to think i use to think that raccoons were cute!
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Mon Oct-22-07 12:54 AM
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but they're mean little fuckers.
Now 'possums I like. They don't hurt anything... just wander around at night and eat bugs. Raccoons, on the other hand, will bite your nads off and steal your shoes.
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Ava
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Mon Oct-22-07 12:57 AM
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Mon Oct-22-07 12:55 AM
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from a distance of several hundred feet, as God intended. Up close, they morph into hideous killer monsters. That can unlock doors. :)
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Mon Oct-22-07 12:58 AM
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into evil little demonic creatures :scared:
i better go make sure that door's deadbolt is locked too... and put a chair in front of it. :rofl:
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Mon Oct-22-07 01:28 AM
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Did she come in with you? :scared:
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Mon Oct-22-07 07:59 AM
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7. the cat was the raccoon! |
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i thought she was what turned out to be the raccoon. she usually is out in the woods hunting at night though.
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Mon Oct-22-07 05:23 AM
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6. If you're going to be late, CALL. n/t |
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Mon Oct-22-07 07:59 AM
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Mon Oct-22-07 11:10 AM
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9. Sorry...casting raccoon as angry parent/SO n/t |
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Mon Oct-22-07 11:31 AM
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10. A 12 ga. with #4 bird shot works wonders in such situations. n/t |
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